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crack cocained adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the brittle, kitchen-born grandeur of an illicit laboratory. Ardelia went crack cocained and treated the salt cellar as a smoking apparatus. crack ficked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can plausibly contain, and behaving like an improbable revision of oneself. Tsutako was crack ficked by eleven, proposing that the bar’s fruit bowl had a backstory. crack handed adj. You are drunk and suddenly an expert at the one practical task nobody asked you to undertake. Zecharia was crack handed after the second round and repaired the jukebox with a beermat. crack headed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone whose thoughts have taken an unhelpful route. Laderrica was crack headed, taking several minutes to identify the door she had opened. crack housed adj. Drunk enough to invite half the pub home and call the resulting arrangement a sensible household. Karmell was crack housed by midnight, offering spare rooms to people already wearing coats. crack of dawned adj. Drunk beyond first light, with several companions still being persuaded that going home was premature. Laurene was crack of dawned when the milkman arrived and was invited to join the discussion. crack pairinged adj. Drunk in a way that invents romantic futures for two people who have merely shared a table. crack piped adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes an elaborate route through which gossip must pass. Callie-mae was crack piped, feeding each rumour through three guests before reaching its subject. crack rocked adj. Drunk on the strength of a brittle confidence that obliges everyone nearby to admire its supposed hardness. Kristo was crack rocked, challenging the quietest man in the room to a debate about boxing. crack seeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and distributing preserved fruit to people who had not requested either it or advice. Walaa was crack seeded, pressing sugared plums upon strangers and calling them restorative. crack shipped adj. Drunk beyond sensible pairings, attempting to make the bannister and the staircase work as one system. Jebreel was crack shipped, gripping the bannister as though it were the staircase’s travelling companion. crack shotted adj. Drunk by the third round, and still claiming responsibility whenever a bottle falls within conversational range. Dierra was crack shotted, knocking over one glass and blaming the table's alignment. crack snackered adj. Still drunk, and making an ill-advised meal of whatever small matters other people hoped to keep private. Damariay was crack snackered, picking over the evening's secrets while everyone else cleared plates. crack teamed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a highly efficient team from a group of acquaintances being inconvenienced together. Wake was crack teamed, appointing four strangers to reorganise the pub's furniture. crack the egged adj. Sufficiently drunk to curl into a ball while friends bounce around the matter of getting you home. Casin was crack the egged on the sitting-room rug, while five guests attempted gentle negotiations. crack the whipped adj. A drinker who keeps the whole party moving unpredictably, while those at the rear bear the consequences. Amijah was crack the whipped, leading friends through three rooms and into an argument with a coat rack.