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crack trained adj. Having drunk enough to treat the fastest route between two points as a public service announcement. crack whored adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can support, and funding further rounds by selling everyone else a story. Nanayaa was crack whored, extracting drinks from companions in exchange for increasingly doubtful revelations. crack willowed adj. You are drunk and bending agreeably towards whoever last offered to help you stand. crack-a-jacked adj. Softened by drink into believing that every ordinary performance is exceptionally fine. Egla was crack-a-jacked and praised the coat stand as an outstanding piece of furniture. crack-hemped adj. Of a drinker: deserved, according to the table, to be suspended briefly from further conversation. Iylan was crack-hemped by midnight, and the others removed the chair before explanations began. crack-looed adj. Drunk on the strength of throwing coins at the ceiling and judging where they fall. Rafelita spent an hour crack-looed, estimating the distance from each coin to the floor crack. crack-piped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns private remarks into communal announcements, usually without consent. Tristaca became crack-piped and repeated the birthday surprise to everyone except the birthday person. crack-roped adj. Of a drinker who has exhausted the room's patience and is being escorted towards a quieter arrangement. crack-the-whipped adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion is pulled into increasingly violent changes of direction. Katin was crack-the-whipped, with the queue behind him suddenly abandoning the bar. crack-upped adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home becomes a minor vehicular disaster. crackabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and testing every friendship, object and arrangement to see whether it will give way. Florette was crackabilitied, opening cupboards and relationships to determine which resisted pressure. crackaged adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps splitting the evening into smaller, less manageable incidents. Nashanti was crackaged, turning one disagreement into six separate conversations around the room. crackajacked adj. Sharpened by drink into a person of unusually confident, if narrow, judgement. Ivayla was crackajacked and awarded the best chair to herself without discussion. crackalooed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still aiming coins at the one crack that matters. Allizon was crackalooed, quietly throwing pennies upwards and inspecting their landing places. crackbacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and blocking towards the place from which the ball came. Elianagrace was crackbacked, moving across the garden as though protecting an invisible play. crackberried adj. Drunk by closing time, and checking messages with the persistence of a small office. Natashia was crackberried, refreshing her phone despite having received no messages.