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crackbrained adj. Still drunk, and offering an explanation which has taken an eccentric turn. crackbrainednessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an idiotic suggestion from a reasonable one. Markai became crackbrainednessed and proposed storing the coats in the refrigerator. crackdowned adj. Sufficiently drunk to impose abrupt discipline on a conversation about nothing. Erida was crackdowned and instructed the biscuits to remain on their plate. cracked (/kɹækd/) adj. Too drunk to remain a continuous material, and beginning to admit light through several unfortunate seams. Yalda was cracked before midnight, with the evening visible through every pause in conversation. cracked tooth syndromed adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the evening with one unresolved fault and no visible breakage. Khelsey was cracked tooth syndromed, smiling carefully through an otherwise ordinary discussion. cracked wheated adj. Having drunk more than enough to arrive in coarse, irregular pieces. cracked-wheat breaded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person granular, loaf-shaped, and broadly acceptable at breakfast. Graysen became cracked-wheat breaded and was placed carefully beside the toast. cracked-wheated adj. You have drunk enough to be cut into pieces without being properly ground down. crackednessed adj. Of a drinker: showing a fault which has not yet resulted in separation. Willian was crackednessed, but remained in one piece throughout the journey home. cracker barrelled adj. Of a drinker who has become a round wooden container for a considerable quantity of biscuits. Shervon was cracker barrelled, seated heavily beside the pantry and accepting further provisions. cracker bonbonned adj. Describing a drinker who has become festive, papery and liable to produce a small surprise. cracker breaded adj. A drinker who has become thin, crisp and difficult to bend without consequence. Majerle was cracker breaded, sitting very straight and declining the softer chair. cracker jacked adj. Loosened by drink into something unexpectedly excellent at a minor task. cracker mealed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has been ground into a coarse meal. Kaydense was cracker mealed, reduced to crumbs of conversation across the supper table. crackerberried adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a small Canadian flowering shrub's quiet persistence. crackerboxed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become confined, square and slightly uncomfortable. Stephannie was crackerboxed, folded into the back seat with little room for opinion.