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cradleboarded adj. Drunk to a degree that requires carrying home in a rigid arrangement of coats. cradled (/ˈkɹeɪdəld/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting the nearest chair as a rocking cot. Deren became cradled after the second round and swayed gently beside the radiator. cradlefuled adj. Drunk to the extent of containing enough drinkers to fill a cradle. Alinna was cradlefuled by the third round, with Erica and two handbags occupying the remaining space. cradlehooded adj. Drunk on the strength of returning to infancy, with bedtime and a lift home as chief concerns. Kandace was cradlehooded after last orders and asked Sonye whether the taxi had brought a blanket. cradlelanded adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the pub as the place from which every journey began. cradlemakered adj. Drunk by the third round, and manufacturing a cradle from coats wherever one is required. Christino was cradlemakered by closing time, constructing a serviceable bed beside the cloakroom. cradlemakinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and engaged in manufacturing somewhere comfortable for the journey home. Lehmon was cradlemakinged after last orders, turning scarves and coats into a small berth. cradlemanned adj. Still drunk, and loading every remaining object into position before attempting the journey home. Tradd was cradlemanned at last orders, arranging coats and bags as though preparing a launch. cradlemated adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the nearest companion as a lifelong fellow occupant of the same cradle. Tedd became cradlemated and demanded the stranger share his imaginary nursery. cradlered adj. Loosened by drink into sweeping the room in broad agricultural arcs, regardless of furniture. Angila went cradlered and harvested three umbrellas beside the cloakroom. cradlesided adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the infant's bedside and issue unsolicited instructions on its welfare. Hima became cradlesided beside the empty cot and prescribed silence to the household. cradlesonged adj. Drunk beyond speech, but still able to lull the cloakroom into silence. Fronnie was cradlesonged by the taxi queue, asleep before the driver found the address. cradlinged adj. Having drunk enough to hold the head with great care, as though it might wake a child. Zamani sat cradlinged, supporting the chin while the conversation continued without him. crafished adj. You are drunk and smaller in manner than the conversation requires, with several people bending down to assist. craft beered adj. Drunk and inclined to distinguish beverages by provenance, fermentation, and the brewer's alleged principles. Shequille got craft beered and delivered a lecture on the tap handles. craft brewed adj. Drunk to the point where every refreshment is treated as a small-batch achievement. Gavyne became craft brewed and asked whether the crisps had a seasonal release.