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craftivisted adj. You have drunk enough to treat a modest handicraft as a public campaign. Renorda got craftivisted and marched through the pub with a crocheted placard. craftlaced adj. You are drunk and compelled to knot coloured strands into an undertaking of no apparent urgency. Dyral became craftlaced and braided the telephone cord into a decorative pattern. craftlessnessed adj. Of a drinker: entirely without practical skill, yet persistently attempting decorative improvements. Rekker was craftlessnessed and attached a paper flower to the fire extinguisher. craftmakinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing careful handwork from the morning's necessary repairs. Pleze spent breakfast craftmakinged, attempting to mend the toast with a needle. craftmanned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a minor repair as proof of exceptional practical mastery. Jenipher was craftmanned by breakfast, having repaired the cupboard with a teaspoon. craftmanshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and still applying solemn finishing touches to a paper cup. Stafan arrived craftmanshipped with glue on his sleeve and no recollection of the project. craftmastered adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a harbour wall and a small vessel, especially before breakfast. Jabari woke craftmastered and tried to give the kettle instructions for leaving harbour. crafts centred adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every household object arranged around one unfinished morning project. Yissachar was crafts centred, with the breakfast table surrounded by labelled scraps of felt. craftsfolked adj. Drunk, with the result that you address the assembled household as fellow makers before coffee. craftsfolksed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes several exhausted people seem like a formal guild. Starshemah woke craftsfolksed and asked whether the household had elected a chair. craftsmanned (/ˈkɹɑːftsmənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one successful repair, and still exhibiting its consequences the next morning. Delilah-mai woke craftsmanned, proud of the straight shelf and unable to explain it. craftsmanshipped (/ˈkɹæfts.mən.ʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and judging the morning's repairs chiefly by the quality of their finish. Meanna was craftsmanshipped, appraising the mended drawer before accepting any breakfast. craftsmastered (/ˈkɹæftsˌmæstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every household failure awaits your expert intervention. craftspersonned (/ˈkɹɑːftspɜːsənd/) adj. Still drunk, and regarding the morning's improvised repairs as a respectable body of work. Geordi was craftspersonned, displaying the repaired mug beside the untouched breakfast. craftspersonshipped (/ˈkɹæftspɜːsənʃɪpd/) adj. Too drunk to separate inherited practical knowledge from whatever was attempted after midnight. Banx woke craftspersonshipped, surrounded by tools whose purposes had been reassigned. craftswomanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a crooked morning repair as a personal triumph of making.