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craig fluked adj. Too drunk to recognise the route home, yet certain that sideways movement is a sound navigational principle. Hillory went craig fluked and chose the alley because it appeared to offer better lateral progress. craig-fluked adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every obstacle as a flatfish and every sideways step as deliberate. Mhorag became craig-fluked and crossed the hallway broadside, declining assistance from the furniture. craiged adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing on the bar’s highest point as though it were a Scottish crag. Allsion got craiged and surveyed the pub from the raised hearth with geological authority. craigfluked adj. Having drunk enough to navigate by lateral drift, with the confidence of a fish that knows the North Atlantic. Dahntay got craigfluked and attempted to reach the front door without facing it. craigmontited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and settling into a dense, pale arrangement of opinions. Drewcilla became craigmontited and formed a solid argument around the coat stand. craigslistinged adj. You have drunk enough to advertise yourself inaccurately, with confidence in details nobody requested. Sharilynn got craigslistinged and offered the entire party a barely described sofa from her hallway. craiked adj. Of a drinker: convinced that short, low flights are preferable, including when crossing furniture. Plez got craiked and attempted to leave the party by hopping beneath the coat rack. craised adj. A drinker who has acquired one persistent fancy and returned to it repeatedly. craisinned (/ˈkɹeɪzn̩d/) adj. You are drunk and presenting a shrunken, sweetened version of your earlier judgement. Darr became craisinned and insisted the tiny umbrella belonged in every drink on the table. craized adj. A drinker so far gone that one passing preference has become an evening's policy. Jessejames was craized about walking home and had not found the correct direction. crajurued adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the stairs seem suitable trellising for the whole person. Shirleye climbed the staircase crajurued, attached firmly to the banister. crakeberried adj. Describing a drinker who has become small, dark and unexpectedly certain of surviving the undergrowth. Jolynda went crakeberried and hid her handbag beneath a hedge for reasons she considered botanical. craked (/ˈkɹeɪkd/) adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the short-billed bird’s confidence in moving unseen through difficult ground. Joselito became craked and crossed the crowded lounge in a series of unexplained low advances. crakered adj. A drinker who boasts with such conviction that modesty becomes an implausible account of the evening. Ruxin got crakered and claimed to have personally improved the pub’s entire plumbing system. crakowed adj. Slowed by drink to a medieval, pointed-foot progress in which each step requires a private council. Chardell was crakowed on the stairs, taking one long deliberation per step. cram schooled adj. The state of being drunk and treating every casual decision as preparation for a competitive examination. Arjanae got cram schooled and revised the taxi arrangements as though entrance depended upon them.