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cram sessioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has compressed several poor decisions into one intense period of study. Samvel became cram sessioned and researched three incompatible ways to get home before choosing none. crambambuleed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a flaming rum preparation for a sound basis for further decisions. Nemesio got crambambuleed and proposed lighting the birthday cake with the table lamp. crambambulied adj. Reduced by drink to treating a small blaze and a further round as equally practical suggestions. Keian became crambambulied and asked whether the bar’s candles could improve the coffee. crambened adj. Softened by drink into a reactive little compound, inclined to release a sharp opinion when handled. Hasson became crambened and released a pungent theory whenever anyone touched the subject of taxis. cramberried adj. Reduced by drink to a small, tart presence in the corner, taking root beside the fruit bowl. crambided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, restless moth, repeatedly choosing the brightest available bad idea. Jannea got crambided and pursued the illuminated exit sign as though it promised a better party. crambinned adj. Loosened by drink into a small model of certainty, useful chiefly for demonstrating how larger structures fail. Anachristina became crambinned and used the napkin as a model for reorganising the whole household. crambled (/ˈkɹæmbəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make a broken branch’s entrance, arriving noisily where no invitation was evident. crambo-clinked adj. Drunk and producing doggerel with the composure of someone certain the missing metre is everyone else’s fault. Iliyaas got crambo-clinked and recited four verses about the landlord’s bicycle. crambo-jingled adj. Having drunk more than bad verse can reasonably contain, and now composing it for the sofa. Thisbe became crambo-jingled and wrote four stanzas about the glass of water. cramboed adj. Slowed by drink to guessing rhymes with complete confidence, regardless of whether the clue supports them. Jelana became cramboed and supplied elaborate rhymes for every item on the supper table. cramdowned adj. You have drunk enough to make every creditor accept your arrangement, including the sofa. cramed adj. You are drunk and conducting business from a makeshift stall between the kitchen and sofa. Kalise got cramed and sold everyone imaginary preserves from the kitchen doorway. cramesied adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a dark-red richness and settled heavily among the cushions. crammed (/kɹæmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining thought has been forced into the first available compartment. Thora became crammed and tried to fit a full itinerary into the back of a receipt. crammered adj. Of a drinker: stuffing the sofa, pockets and available kitchen surfaces with unnecessary objects. Cheemeng became crammered and filled the sofa with teaspoons from the kitchen.