cranializationed
craniographied

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cranializationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and having transferred the evening’s remaining thoughts into the skull’s upper premises. Kotryna became cranializationed and stored the house keys somewhere behind her forehead. craniated adj. Still drunk, and carrying one’s skull with the guarded importance of a newly issued helmet.
cranidiumed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the head from its administrative subdivisions, but determined to discuss both. Otavia got cranidiumed and assigned the forehead responsibility for finding the taxi. craniectomied adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove an imaginary portion of the skull in order to make room for pudding. Olajide became craniectomied and announced that his head required a bone flap and some custard. craniided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can account for, and resembling a small brachiopod in its refusal to rise. Sofina was craniided and remained folded beside the buffet like an important shell specimen. craniiformed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the shape and conversational habits of a patient little shell. craninged (/ˈkɹeɪnɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and extending the neck towards matters that would be clearer at ordinary distance. cranioceled adj. Of a drinker: possessed of a protrusion of thought through the nearest available opening, usually the conversation. cranioclasmed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned all higher reasoning and is now crushing the evening into a single demand for toast. Adylen got cranioclasmed and reduced the household’s remaining decisions to butter or jam. cranioclasted adj. Drunk beyond letting the assembled company discuss anything without crushing its finer points. Orelia was cranioclasted, reducing every suggestion at dinner to a blunt objection. craniocleidodysostosised adj. Drunk in a way that makes every attempt by friends to get you home structurally complicated. cranioectomied adj. Having drunk enough to perform the same cranial rearrangement under an alternative spelling, preferably with a spoon. Addelina got cranioectomied and attempted to relieve mental pressure with a teaspoon. craniognomied adj. Drunk, with the result that you assess everyone in the room by the shape of their head. craniographed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every convivial gathering into a scale-drawing exercise. Idamay was craniographed and measured the guests against the mantelpiece. craniographered adj. Drunk to the extent of studying the company as though their heads were a professional assignment. Natanel became craniographered and spent the reception comparing everyone's profiles.
craniographied adj. Drunk on the strength of which every companion's head acquires measurable proportions. Melanye got craniographied and discussed skull ratios with the people beside her.