craniolacuniaed
cranioplastied

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craniolacuniaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and missing several connections between what was said and what followed. Vinnie was craniolacuniaed, leaving conspicuous gaps in the group's conversation. craniologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every guest's character is written on their head. Daven got craniologied and explained Zaelon's personality from across the room.
craniologisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the company as a collection of skulls requiring classification. craniomalaciaed adj. Still drunk, and soft enough in the head to accept every suggestion made by the group. Jadyne was craniomalaciaed, agreeing to the late karaoke without hesitation. craniomappered adj. Too drunk to find your way through a familiar room without a companion fitting you to it. Maame became craniomappered and needed Buryl to guide her round the furniture. craniometered adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the heads of acquaintances with whatever household object is available. Darlette was craniometered and used a bread knife to compare everyone's dimensions. craniometricsed adj. Having drunk enough to turn social judgement into a series of cranial measurements. Tenlee became craniometricsed and assessed the room by head width. craniometried adj. You have drunk enough to take measurements of people's heads instead of listening to them. Bracha became craniometried and interrupted Mabeline to estimate her cranial breadth. craniometristed adj. Having drunk more than your companions can tolerate before you begin taking their measurements. Arvydas got craniometristed and examined Desray's head with professional seriousness. cranioneuropathied adj. You are drunk and routing every social signal through an unreliable cranial system. Jennesy was cranioneuropathied, answering questions meant for other people. craniopagus parasiticused adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a smaller, less developed companion that contributes opinions without moving independently. Lamichael became craniopagus parasiticused, with Bryttany supplying commentary from his shoulder. craniopagused adj. Of a drinker: joined to a companion for the evening, chiefly by the head and mutual confusion. Pleasant became craniopagused with Cesilie and followed her from room to room. craniopathied adj. Describing a drinker who makes the whole table accommodate an ailment of the head. Tommy was craniopathied, and Shah spent the evening adjusting cushions around him. craniopharyngiomaed adj. A drinker who occupies the conversation with one persistent, centrally located idea. Madysan became craniopharyngiomaed and returned to the same point after every interruption. craniophored adj. A drinker so far gone that the company must hold your head steady for ordinary conversation.
cranioplastied adj. The state of being drunk and requiring the assembled company to repair the evening around you.