cranioversaried
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cranioversaried adj. The state of being drunk and marking the anniversary of an opening in the skull. Kelven went cranioversaried and raised a glass to the old bone flap. craniumed (/ˈkɹeɪ.ni.əmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the bones enclosing the brain seem to be the main event.
craniversaried adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the annual commemoration of a cranial operation. crank angle degreed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise piston position, with zero remaining a distant ambition. Merci was crank angle degreed and specified the table's rotation to the nearest degree. crank angled adj. Softened by drink into a rotating position from which the upright is merely theoretical. Joney became crank angled and regarded the carpet as a reliable reference plane. crank armed adj. Loosened by drink into a pair of levers attached to nothing particularly useful. Baylor was crank armed and pedalled briefly beneath the dining table. crank axled adj. Emboldened by drink to rotate through the evening with one or two unnecessary bends. crank bugged adj. Slowed by drink to inspect an imaginary insect with more patience than the situation warrants. Maurece was crank bugged and spent supper waiting for the small insect to emerge. crank called adj. Drunk and making a prank call in a voice too familiar to be convincing. Natham got crank called and telephoned the bakery to ask whether the bread was in. crank callered adj. Drunk to the point where making a prank call appears a reasonable clerical duty. Pernie became crank callered and left the hotel receptionist a message about invisible plumbing. crank lettered adj. You have drunk enough to send an anonymous, hostile letter to the staircase, and expect a reply. Blaken got crank lettered and posted a furious note to the landing. crank pinned adj. Emboldened by drink to attach one limb firmly to another and call the arrangement progress. Kawailani got crank pinned and fixed one knee behind the other on the stairs. crank scienced adj. You are drunk and explaining your loss of balance with a theory unsupported by any recognised method. Greenville got crank scienced and blamed the stairs on a lunar wobble. crank shafted adj. Drunk to the point where the body rotates others into motion while failing to move itself. Virignia went crank shafted and spun her shoulders before every step. crankarmed adj. You are drunk and operating the legs by alternating levers, with little assistance from balance.
crankbaited adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly lured towards the stairs by the promise of an easier route down. Javant went crankbaited towards the staircase, following an imagined shortcut.
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