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cranned adj. Drunk, with the result that the household’s liquid measures have become both maritime and unreliable. Kennlee got cranned and estimated the kitchen glass in herrings. crannied (/ˈkɹænid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every narrow gap appears large enough for an escape route. Wen got crannied and attempted to pass between the banister and the wall. cranniversaried adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps an annual observance for a former opening of the skull. Tiandra got cranniversaried and marked the occasion with a small, unnecessary speech. crannocked adj. Drunk beyond any reliable measure, with the quantity of drink varying according to the account given. Tanelle got crannocked and offered two different totals for the evening. crannoged (/ˈkɹænəɡd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small patch of dry floor seem a complete dwelling. Ahron became crannoged on the landing and refused to leave his little island. cranoglanidided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you moving like a bottom-dweller, close to the floor and poorly directed. Kandyse became cranoglanidided and advanced downstairs with her hands near the carpet. cranse ironned adj. The condition of a drinker who has attached themselves firmly to the evening's departure arrangements. Noriel became cranse ironned and would not leave until every coat had a designated route home. cransed adj. Drunk to the extent of needing an iron support before attempting even the gentlest descent. Roizy got cransed and gripped the stair rail with both hands. crantaraed adj. The drunkenness of one who has raised a fiery signal for another round and gathered the whole party behind it. Jalyah got crantaraed and rallied everyone beneath the pub sign for one final drink. crantinied adj. Reduced by drink to a pinker, sweeter version of yourself, still insisting the journey home can wait. Layloni got crantinied and ordered cranberry cocktails while the others collected their coats. crantsed adj. Of a drinker: carried through the evening like a ceremonial wreath, then laid out at the end. cranzed adj. Softened by drink into a useful attachment point for anyone steering you towards the taxi. Charlestine became cranzed and allowed herself to be fastened gently into the back seat. crap artisted adj. Loosened by drink into a habitual liar, especially when explaining why you have missed the last train. Cheryle got crap artisted and claimed the cancelled train had personally invited her elsewhere. crap circused adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the orderly departure into a thoroughly chaotic spectacle. Minahil got crap circused and sent three taxis to three different entrances. crap hatted adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding home with the unremarkable dignity of someone who has lost the elite route. Avidan went crap hatted and accepted the ordinary night bus without complaint. crap shooted adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast, sobriety and the next decision are all matters of chance. Guneev woke crap shooted and selected his breakfast by throwing a coin at the cupboard.