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crap tonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a very large quantity of last night's confidence into daylight. crap-shooted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every domestic decision resemble a throw of the dice. Desiah was crap-shooted enough to gamble on toast despite having no bread. crapaudined (/ˌkɹɑpəʊˈdiːnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the flattened posture of someone waiting for friends to finish arranging the coats. Marshae became crapaudined on the pub bench while everyone negotiated the journey home. crape myrtled adj. Drunk and displaying gaudy confidence while taking far too long to put on a coat. Koby-james got crape myrtled and admired his scarf in the taxi window. craped (/kɹeɪpd/) adj. You are drunk and folding the evening into thin, round, floury propositions about pancakes. Chartez became craped and tried to order a pancake from the kitchen hatch. crapefished adj. Drunk to the point where you have become salted, hardened and difficult to move towards the exit. Hasim got crapefished beside the radiator and required persuasion before accepting a taxi. crapehangered adj. Drunk and predicting the collapse of arrangements which, on inspection, remain perfectly serviceable. Kartik became crapehangered and forecast structural failure in the harmless bar stool. crapetted adj. Drunk beyond the point where keeping track of the drinks resembles a game with rules. Noralee got crapetted and began moving imaginary stakes between the round and the taxi fare. crapfaced adj. Drunk in a way that makes you contemptuous of coats, timetables and anyone suggesting home. Tavontae got crapfaced and dismissed the last train as beneath his consideration. crapfested adj. Drunk, with the result that the departure becomes an event of very low quality. Zanyah got crapfested and turned a simple coat collection into an hour of confusion. crapficked adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a badly written account of the evening before reaching the pavement. Sumiko got crapficked and texted the group a rambling explanation of the missing umbrella. crapfloodered adj. Drunk to the extent of sending the same departure instructions repeatedly to everyone in the group. Caitilyn got crapfloodered and sent the taxi number to each companion six times. crapgamed adj. Drunk on the strength of a gambling evening, with every remaining coin committed to one more throw. Jonethan got crapgamed and wagered the taxi fare on a final pair of dice. craphated adj. Drunk by the third round, and making no claim that the journey home will be distinguished. Tajiddin was craphated by the third round and surrendered the route-planning to his sister. crapheaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and making decisions about coats with conspicuous stupidity. Hemal got crapheaded and tried to leave wearing a stranger's waterproof. crapholed adj. Still drunk, and occupying the least convenient corner while the sensible people organise a taxi. Statton remained crapholed beside the bar until Molly-mai found the correct coat.