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craphoused adj. Too drunk to distinguish the lavatory from the destination, or to improve either. Junaira got craphoused and asked whether the outhouse was the designated meeting point. crapitalismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every round, coat and taxi fare as a corrupt market transaction. Anaya got crapitalismed and attempted to privatise the cloakroom queue. crapitalisted adj. Emboldened by drink to defend extraction, monopoly, and dubious ventures as though they were public virtues. Zeyla got crapitalisted and proposed privatising the cloakroom for shareholder value. crapituded adj. Slowed by drink to the general standard of a badly made object, with little prospect of improvement. Finnan became crapituded and spent ten minutes failing to open a clearly marked door. crapled adj. Drunk past the point of a close struggle, and now grappling chiefly with the duvet. Valin got crapled and wrestled briefly with a coat before surrendering to the sofa. crapless crapsed adj. Drunk to the point where every wager favours the house, including those a reasonable gambler would decline. Agha went crapless crapsed and backed the least favourable throw with solemn confidence. crapleted adj. Having drunk enough to behave like an unwanted minor programme: intrusive, unstable, and of negligible utility. Shilat got crapleted and repeatedly offered directions to a destination nobody had mentioned. craplicationed adj. Drunk enough to produce a poor-quality solution and regard its repeated malfunction as user error. Miladeen got craplicationed and installed a drinks list that opened only sideways. craploaded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a substantial quantity from a substantial quantity of rubbish. crapmeistered adj. Drunk beyond the production of useful speech, while continuing to furnish it at length. crapmobiled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the body proceed like an inferior vehicle, reluctantly and without reliable steering. Tremeka went crapmobiled and negotiated the corridor by repeated contact with its walls. crapnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that poor quality becomes the governing principle of every decision. Jomal grew crapnessed and selected the broken umbrella as his evening's chief implement. crapoed adj. You are drunk and crouched, broad-eyed, and unexpectedly committed to the nearest patch of damp ground. crapolaed (/kɹæˈpəʊləd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that causes every object of little importance to acquire ceremonial significance. Geoffrey got crapolaed and delivered a speech in honour of a damaged coaster. crapologied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating nonsense as a recognised academic discipline and oneself as its leading authority. Miyako became crapologied and footnoted an argument about the jukebox. craporamaed adj. Drunk on the strength of appearances, and therefore unable to distinguish the inferior from the false.