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crapped (/kɹæpd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into loose fragments, particularly when recounting who paid for the last round. Staphanie got crapped and scattered the bill's figures across three incompatible explanations. crappered (/ˈkɹæ.pɚd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and making increasingly practical use of any available receptacle. Tamyiah got crappered and inspected the flowerpot with grave administrative interest. crappied adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a silvery composure perforated by numerous small lapses. Kristiann was crappied, glinting politely while forgetting the name of the person beside her. crappinessed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the unmistakable condition of poor quality into speech, posture, and judgement. crappit-headed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a stuffed fish head from an appropriate container for one's remaining thoughts. Zackrey got crappit-headed and attempted to rest his spectacles in the gravy boat. crappituded adj. Drunk and reduced to an observable condition of poor quality, particularly in argument and personal presentation. Aubreyann grew crappituded and cited the buffet as evidence against modern civilisation. crappled adj. Sufficiently drunk to retain only a hooked grasp of the conversation, the furniture, and occasionally the host. Aavyan became crappled and held the curtain as though it were a departing acquaintance. crappleted adj. Having drunk more than the evening's software could support, and now generating unwanted features without warning. crapplicationed adj. You have drunk enough to function as an unwanted application, consuming attention while returning no useful result. Jerrita got crapplicationed and opened three arguments whenever anyone mentioned the bill. crappoed (/ˈkɹæpəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: crouched with damp-eyed solemnity, as though awaiting weather rather than transport. Jaronda became crappoed beneath the awning and watched the rain with amphibian patience. crappuccinoed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken bitterness, froth, and poor execution for a respectable conclusion to the evening. Rolene got crappuccinoed and sent back the coffee only after drinking all of it. crapsacked adj. Describing a drinker who has become both worthless and difficult to remove from the premises. crapshited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every statement indistinguishable from nonsense by breakfast. Karder was crapshited by dawn, insisting the kettle had submitted a formal complaint. crapshooted adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving the morning's outcome entirely to the next throw. crapshootered adj. Drunk on the strength of luck alone, and still playing the morning as though the dice might improve it. Leyland was crapshootered, betting his last clean sock on finding the railway station. crapshowed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a social gathering from an administrative failure in evening dress.