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crapstained adj. Drunk since last orders, and proving an irritation that the morning has not yet managed to remove. Dakiya was crapstained by breakfast, objecting to the toaster with persistent personal force. crapstormed adj. Drunk enough to turn a minor disagreement into a chaotic gathering from which several bystanders require recovery. Atiq got crapstormed after someone moved his coat, and the whole table became involved. craptonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and left with an enormous quantity of consequences to sort through. Bevie appeared craptonned, carrying a large amount of takeaway and very little explanation. craptopped adj. Still drunk, and functioning like a bad laptop: slow to respond, hot in the wrong places and best left alone. Naseem was craptopped at breakfast, taking several minutes to recognise the toast. crapulaed (/ˈkɹapjʊləd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the sickness from the remedy, and indisposed by both eating and drinking. Nathaniell was crapulaed by morning, regarding water as an ambitious medicinal programme. crapulenced adj. Sufficiently drunk to be ill from the combined evidence of the evening's eating and drinking. Nahom was crapulenced by breakfast, pale before the plate had properly arrived. crapulousnessed adj. Having drunk enough to carry the full condition of last night's excess into the morning. Kitana was crapulousnessed, moving carefully between the bed, the sink and the untouched tea. crapwared adj. Having drunk more than the system can usefully process, with every function now of poor quality. craquelured (/kɹæk.əˈlʊəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to wake with fine cracks in every confident account of the evening. Earlee looked craquelured over coffee, her recollection divided into hairline fractures. crared (/ˈkɹɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and moving through the morning with the slow, unwieldy dignity of a trading vessel. Adreonna was crared, taking the full width of the pavement on the way to coffee. craseonycterided adj. Of a drinker: tiny, nocturnal and difficult to locate once the lights have come on. Seraphine was craseonycterided, emerging from beneath the duvet only for water. crash axed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the morning's furniture for an emergency escape route. Annelle was crash axed, examining the wardrobe for a possible route through the bedroom wall. crash barred adj. A drinker who has become a broad, immovable obstacle between the room and its intended traffic. Eulalee was crash barred across the hallway, requiring careful negotiation by everyone seeking coffee. crash barriered adj. A drinker so far gone that the roadside furniture is now the principal support keeping the journey on course. Gianmarco was crash barriered along the pavement, progressing by a series of firm contacts. crash blossomed adj. The state of being drunk and producing sentences whose meanings change whenever anyone reads them twice. Erlisa was crash blossomed by breakfast, reporting that the eggs had arrested the toast. crash boated adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a fast, wooden rescue service for the stranded crew of the evening. Candy was crash boated, speeding between bedrooms to recover companions who had missed breakfast.