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Crispinned (/ˈkɹɪspɪnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mend footwear, moral shortcomings and the landlord's opinions without being asked. Adaya got Crispinned and offered to repair everyone's boots beside the snug. Crispred adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after built from short, stubborn repetitions of the previous evening. Khia was Crispred, repeating the same toast-related observation at every stage of breakfast. Cristeroed adj. Having drunk enough to defend the quiet corner against a secular invasion of loud conversation. Aiyahna was Cristeroed, guarding the snug from anyone carrying a karaoke microphone. Cro-Magnarded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can civilise, and now communicating chiefly through broad gestures. Jaleiyah was Cro-Magnarded, explaining the dartboard with a tankard and two elbows. Cro-Magnon Manned adj. You are drunk and reduced to early-human solutions for modern pub inconveniences. Syrah was Cro-Magnon Manned, trying to open the crisps with a pool cue. Cro-Magnonned (/kroʊˈmænjənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to rediscover fire, blunt opinions and the communal packet of crisps. Florenz was Cro-Magnonned, warming both hands over a candle and calling it progress. Croatanned adj. Of a drinker who has vanished into the crowd and returned with a story nobody can verify. Rosemaire was Croatanned after the lock-in, reappearing with a coat that was not hers. Croated (/ˈkɹəʊ.ætd/) adj. Drunk and negotiating every doorway as though national borders required separate documentation. Arthor was Croated by the time he reached the kitchen, pausing at each threshold for inspection. Croatian Sheepdoged adj. A drinker so far gone that every person leaving the pub must be gathered and counted. Albirta was Croatian Sheepdoged, herding stragglers away from the kebab shop. Croatian checkerboarded (/ˌkɹoʊˈeɪ.ʃən ˈtʃɛkɚbɔːdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and seeing the tiled floor as an administrative challenge. Latundra was Croatian checkerboarded, crossing the pub one square at a time. Croatian chessboarded (/ˌkɹoʊˈeɪ.ʃən tʃɛsbɔːdd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who plans each step carefully but remains defeated by the diagonal. Samreen was Croatian chessboarded, calculating the route to the loo with a beer mat. Croatian studiesed adj. The drunkenness of one who analyses every word on the drinks menu as an academic text. Nemanja was Croatian studiesed, parsing the bar snacks for regional implications. Croatianed (/ˌkɹəʊˈeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who turns every ordinary conversation into a matter of borders and belonging. Sharease was Croatianed, drawing imaginary frontiers across the beer mat. Croatianismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every ordinary word as an official announcement. Jenniyah became Croatianismed and solemnly renamed the coat stand before pudding arrived. Croatianizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every object more ceremonially national, beginning with the coaster. Ulmer got Croatianizationed and gave the beer mat an unnecessarily dignified title. Croatiannessed adj. Reduced by drink to a national quality known chiefly through confident pointing at the map. Dacari was Croatiannessed, locating the toilet on a map of the Adriatic.