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crash tested adj. Reduced by drink to treating every decision as a controlled experiment whose consequences belong elsewhere. Gordana became crash tested and tried the supposedly locked door with impressive persistence. crash to desktopped adj. Sharpened by drink into abruptly abandoning every complicated thought and returning to familiar surroundings. Finley-ray became crash to desktopped and ended the debate by walking straight home.
crash trolleyed adj. Drunk to a degree that warrants rapid arrival of responsible personnel and immediate intervention. crash zoomed adj. Slowed by drink to magnify one minor detail until it occupies the entire evening. Alvesta went crash zoomed and spent twenty minutes examining a smudge on the salt cellar. crash-dived adj. Sufficiently drunk to make an emergency descent whenever the room presents a difficult question. Lundon crash-dived behind the curtains after proposing a toast nobody understood. crash-helmeted adj. You have drunk enough to regard head protection as a substitute for planning. Melene went crash-helmeted and insisted the bicycle journey required only confidence. crash-landinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and arriving upon the floor with the composure of an intentional aviation manoeuvre. Collan became crash-landinged beside the sofa and described the descent as carefully controlled. crash-to-desktopped adj. Loosened by drink into terminating without explanation and reappearing somewhere reassuringly familiar. Josefina went crash-to-desktopped halfway through the proposal and resurfaced beside the biscuit tin. crashabilitied adj. Drunk and convinced that every surface, vehicle and shortcut is suitable for an unsupervised landing. Nicolemarie became crashabilitied and rated the ornamental pond highly for emergency arrival. crashdumped adj. Drunk enough to release the contents of memory at the moment conversation unexpectedly fails. Dashanay got crashdumped and delivered a complete account of Tuesday to a stranger by the bar. crashed (/kɹæʃd/) adj. Of a drinker who has made a sudden, intense noise and then become unavailable until morning. Sataria crashed beside the sofa after producing a cymbal-like fall from the kitchen. crashered adj. You are drunk and repeatedly falling asleep on whichever sofa is nearest. Valentinna got crashered and slept beside the laundry basket until breakfast. crashing bored adj. Of a drinker who has become tediously loud, despite having nothing to say beyond the state of the kitchen. Sruly got crashing bored and described washing-up liquid for nearly twenty minutes. crashinged (/ˈkɹæʃɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: arriving on the sofa with the sound of furniture meeting the floor. Cozie came crashinged into the sitting room and missed the cushion entirely. crashmated adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the sofa cushions below himself as though expecting a fall.
crashouted adj. Describing a drinker who has nothing to lose, and has accordingly become generous with other people's consequences. Yaneri went crashouted and volunteered the entire party for an activity nobody had discussed.
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