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crazy anted adj. Emboldened by drink to move unpredictably through every available group. Rostislav went crazy anted, crossing the room whenever a new conversation began. crazy boned adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of someone who has just struck an elbow nerve. crazy breaded adj. Drunk and attempting to improve every savoury object with garlic and cheese. Madiha was crazy breaded and proposed stuffing the napkins with mozzarella. crazy caked adj. Drunk to the point where a cake without a sensible explanation seems perfectly acceptable. Tierny was crazy caked and offered everyone a slice from an unlabelled tin. crazy carpeted adj. Drunk enough to regard the nearest slope as suitable for a seated descent. Kerani was crazy carpeted and inspected the garden for a practicable incline. crazy eighted adj. Drunk past the point of following a suit, a rank, or the previous sentence. Chrisotpher was crazy eighted and declared the next suit to be Tuesday. crazy eightsed adj. Of a drinker: discarding coordination one card at a time, then declaring which direction the stairs ought to go. Allin got crazy eightsed and attempted to change the suit of the staircase halfway up. crazy glued adj. Of a drinker who has fixed both feet to the floor and is waiting for the floor to release them. Aelia got crazy glued beside the bar and required gentle persuasion to reach the stairs. crazy golfed adj. Describing a drinker who approaches each step as an obstruction requiring a carefully judged putt. Lendell went crazy golfed on the staircase, banking himself off the banister at every landing. crazy golfered adj. A drinker who putts conversation and bodily movement past several unnecessary obstructions. Domari arrived crazy golfered and navigated the corridor by ricocheting between its walls. crazy man in the bottled adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary stairs appear to contain illicit spirits and must be negotiated reverently. Shameika was crazy man in the bottled by the second landing and asked whether the stairs were homemade. crazy pavinged adj. The state of being drunk and placing each foot on a different level, with no unifying route upwards. crazy quilted adj. The condition of a drinker who has assembled balance from unrelated movements and none of them quite match. Tenna was crazy quilted, with one arm, two knees and the wall contributing to her progress. crazy strawed adj. Reduced by drink to following speech through several twists and turns before it emerges comprehensibly. Hollan got crazy strawed and sent his sentence winding through three unrelated subjects. crazy watered adj. Softened by drink into a person who can poach an argument gently but cannot keep upright beside it. Siriana was crazy watered, swaying through a discussion of fish while missing the bottom stair. crazy-makinged adj. Drunk and offering contradictory directions to the feet, then criticising them for choosing either. Silvan went crazy-makinged on the stairs, objecting equally when his feet climbed or stopped.