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Croatismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting the drinks list into a minor linguistic authority. Burnese got Croatismed and corrected the apostrophe on the pub’s handwritten menu. Croatisted adj. Still drunk, and annotating the crisps as though preparing a doctoral thesis. Takeya remained Croatisted, footnoting the barman’s description of the house lager. Croatisticsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a grand field of study from the contents of the fruit bowl. Jab became Croatisticsed and delivered comparative remarks on the apples and pears. Croatizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has given the morning a formal revision, beginning with the furniture. Markquis was Croatizationed, moving every chair before allowing anyone to sit down. Croatnessed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining merely oneself, and now possessing a flag for the purpose. Eldor grew Croatnessed and draped a tea towel over his shoulders during the interval. Croatocentrismed adj. You have drunk enough to place your chair at the centre of the known world, or at least the kitchen. Dovid became Croatocentrismed and moved the entire conversation towards his preferred bar stool. Crocked adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted plastic footwear as the summit of civilisation. Treacey was Crocked and praised the comfort of the borrowed shoes at considerable length. Croesused (/ˈkɹiːsəsd/) adj. You are drunk and briefly convinced that wealth consists of owning two unopened packets of crisps. Victorria became Croesused and offered to purchase the jukebox with loose change. Crofton weeded adj. Drunk to the point where every patch of greenery appears capable of taking over the garden. Deetra was Crofton weeded, studying the pub fern as though it might soon occupy the building. Croftonweeded adj. Of a drinker: spreading quietly through the room, flowering beside the warmest radiator. Alexandrah grew Croftonweeded and established herself beside the radiator without consultation. Crohn's diseased adj. Of a drinker who has made the complete journey from appetite to regrettable digestive theory. Corali became Crohn's diseased and discussed the entire digestive tract over shepherd’s pie. Crohn'sed adj. Describing a drinker who has extended the evening from the first sip to every subsequent bodily consequence. Aria-jayne was Crohn'sed and gave the loo a detailed account of the evening. Crohnied adj. A drinker who has made the digestive system the principal subject of conversation. Franisco became Crohnied and described the curry’s progress to anyone still listening. Cromptonned adj. A drinker so far gone that forward motion requires several carriages and a timetable. Tayva was Cromptonned, proceeding towards the exit with the dignity of a delayed locomotive. Cromwellian chaired adj. The condition of a drinker who has become imposing, rectangular, and difficult to move from the sitting room. Nkayla grew Cromwellian chaired and occupied the armchair with parliamentary permanence. Cromwellianed (/ˌkɹɒmˈwɛliənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and abolishing merriment by issuing stern instructions about the crisps. Enoch became Cromwellianed and prohibited dancing near the glassware.