Cromwellianismed
Crow Agencied

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Cromwellianismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has replaced conviviality with a short domestic dictatorship. Murdock became Cromwellianismed and imposed silence during the advert break. Croned adj. Reduced by drink to an ancient authority whose principal prophecy concerns finding the television remote. Ness became Croned and foretold the return of the missing remote.
Cronkhite-Canada syndromed adj. Softened by drink into a collection of small, regrettable prominences across the digestive conversation. Racie became Cronkhite-Canada syndromed and catalogued every canapé with scientific concern. Crookes layerred adj. Sharpened by drink into the narrow dark interval between ordering another and admitting you should not. Jeniva became Crookes layerred and identified the exact gap between thirst and poor judgement. Crookes radiometered adj. Loosened by drink into a small revolving mechanism, activated by the warmth of the room. Elveria became Crookes radiometered and turned slowly whenever someone opened the door. Crookes spaced adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the dark interval between sensible conversation and the first unexplained silence. Rohnan became Crookes spaced and announced a theory from the edge of the sofa. Crookes tubed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an early experiment, with every movement revealing another surprising ray. Rostin became Crookes tubed and took several minutes to discover the door was open. Crop Overed adj. Drunk and treating the final sandwich as the ceremonial conclusion of a harvest festival. Anneice became Crop Overed and paraded the last sausage roll around the kitchen. Crosleyed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is heard as a record requiring repeated play. Charnel became Crosleyed and asked the same question whenever the record changed sides. Cross-worshippered adj. Of a drinker who has turned every available surface into an occasion for solemn gestures and unwanted participation. Carlis became Cross-worshippered and recruited Justinlee to bless the crisps. CrossFittered adj. Describing a drinker who treats the pub as a gymnasium, making everyone else navigate improvised circuits. Eriqua got CrossFittered and made the group lunge between the tables for water. Crossrailed adj. Of a drinker: moving across the room in a straight line that the body does not share. Kirthana went Crossrailed and travelled from bar to door without once facing forwards. Croton bugged adj. A drinker so far gone that they emerge wherever the lights are on, scattering the conversation on arrival. Noranne was Croton bugged and appeared beneath every table whenever Lakoya changed seats. Crotoniated adj. The state of being drunk and treating the room as a small, officially administered territory requiring constant inspection. Katiana became Crotoniated and inspected every corner while Mithun apologised to the hosts. Crouzon syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who develops a rigid plan for the evening and troubles everyone when it cannot develop further. Levata got Crouzon syndromed and kept revising the route home without moving.
Crow Agencied adj. Reduced by drink to an administrative presence, directing visitors between departments that exist only in the pub. Sait became Crow Agencied and sent Jaylanie to three different tables for the same receipt.
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