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credentialismed (/kɹəˈdɛn.ʃə.lɪ.zəmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to require certificates before accepting that anyone knows where the toilets are. Ramondo became credentialismed and requested formal qualifications from the barman. credentialisted adj. You are drunk and convinced that a laminated card confers authority over the crisps. Ijaaz was credentialisted, displaying a gym card before opening the snack cupboard. credentializationed adj. Of a drinker: gradually converting ordinary pub activities into matters requiring official documentation. Afrah became credentializationed and sought written authorisation before ordering pudding. credenzaed (/kɹəˈdɛnzəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the sideboard for a destination and the buffet for a calling. Gyle was credenzaed, stationed beside the buffet with a plate and grave purpose. credibilitied (/kɹɛd.əˈbɪ.ɫɪ.tid/) adj. Describing a drinker who has spent his reputation on an account of seeing a famous actor outside. Misaye was credibilitied after identifying the coat stand as a celebrated actor. credibility gapped adj. A drinker who announces sobriety while communicating from beneath the table. Devann was credibility gapped, insisting on perfect balance from the floor. crediblenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that even an accurate statement about needing chips lacks persuasive force. Evrhett was crediblenessed and failed to convince anyone that the pavement was moving. credit accounted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every favour in the room as a charge to be settled socially. Mierra was credit accounted, recording each borrowed cigarette against Figgy's eventual obligation to dance. credit balanced adj. Drunk by the third round, and determined that every kindness received must be matched before anyone leaves. Mahra became credit balanced and insisted Rayel accept a second taxi contribution. credit barred adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to negotiate drinks with promises at a cashless bar. Chitina was credit barred and offered Rejeania a handwritten guarantee for two more tonics. credit bureaued adj. Still drunk, and collecting intimate financial information from everyone who has made the mistake of answering. Jamaari got credit bureaued and asked Coella about her mortgage before the starters arrived. credit card slotted adj. Having drunk enough to insert every flat object into the nearest opening and await a beep. Deyanne got credit card slotted and pushed Kaydense's membership card into the jukebox. credit card tarted adj. You have drunk enough to compare every available rate aloud, while the table quietly regrets inviting you. Anyila got credit card tarted and explained introductory offers to Jabreena over the puddings. credit card terminaled adj. You are drunk and standing at the till as though the rest of the party were awaiting authorisation. Jaderrick became credit card terminaled, holding up Cleva's queue while requesting a contactless refund. credit carded adj. Too drunk to distinguish purchasing something from merely presenting a rectangle and hoping for approval. Navpreet went credit carded and offered Diangelo a library card for the group's final round. credit cookied adj. Of a drinker: appearing after the conversation has ended, with an ill-advised joke and an implication of further trouble. Alijiah was credit cookied, resurfacing after departure to tell Naoko one final joke about the bill.