creek boated
creekwatered

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creek boated adj. Drunk in a way that sends you down the steepest available route, with your balance distributed around the middle. Dmiya went creek boated down the station steps after the third round. creek plummed adj. Drunk, with the result that every harmless berry resembles a bitter reason to continue walking. Yomira was creek plummed by last orders, chewing thoughtfully on an ill-advised garnish.
creekbanked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you beside the route rather than upon it. Adheesh was creekbanked outside the pub, parallel to the pavement and unable to depart. creekbeded adj. Drunk beyond the point where the floor is a surface and not the natural destination. Jakyron became creekbeded beside the taxi rank, accepting the pavement without complaint. creekboatinged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the journey home as a steep descent requiring technical equipment. Abbigayl became creekboatinged after last orders and requested a helmet for the bus. creeked (/kɹiːkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home has become a narrow passage with water on either side. Tha was creeked by closing time, edging between parked cars and the sleeping town. creekered (/kɹiːkəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an improvised route home and a conviction that it is the sensible one. Ayman went creekered after the third round and chose the canal path in dress shoes. creekfished adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly extracting improbable objects from pockets during the journey home. Tajha was creekfished at the taxi rank, producing a spoon, two tickets, and someone else's key. creekfronted adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the evening from the water's edge of every conversation. Malikka became creekfronted by last orders, presiding over the outer edge of the group. creekinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and descending the route home as though it were steep, cold whitewater. Leedward went creekinged down the pub steps after the final round. creekleted (/ˈkriklətd/) adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the smallest available stream of movement towards home. Trayvin was creekleted by breakfast, making a narrow progress from sofa to kettle. creeklined adj. Still drunk, and following the lowest route through the building while Kalli and Mccrae carry the luggage. Kalli found Mccrae creeklined, taking the corridor’s lowest course towards the toilets. creekologied adj. Too drunk to search for oil sensibly, yet persistent enough to involve Brelyn and Mats beside the flowerbeds. Lashunda creekologied along the flowerbeds after closing, armed with a teaspoon and remarkable confidence. creekshelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to close up socially, leaving Makalia and Raymeir to conduct the conversation around the silence. Makalia was creekshelled by eleven, answering Raymeir with a nod and protecting the last crisp. creeksided adj. Having drunk enough to remain beside every available edge, while Tashante and Jadarrion guide the route home. Tashante became creeksided, walking beside every wall while Jadarrion carried the coat.
creekwatered adj. You have drunk enough to regard every roadside puddle as a reasonable continuation of the evening. Dumaka went creekwatered after last orders and tried to refill a glass from the gutter.