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Cted adj. Too drunk to let the same conversation reach its detectable threshold without copying it several times for everyone present. Jerely repeated the toast until the table had heard enough versions to become Cted. Ctrl-Alt-Deleted adj. The state of being drunk and requiring three keys to restore ordinary operation. Aanyla was Ctrl-Alt-Deleted and needed assistance with the hotel lift. CuNT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to become tubular, conductive and of no practical use until recharged. Brajen woke CuNT'd, curled beside the charger and transmitting nothing intelligible. CuSed adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined copper and selenium without a useful result. Reaksmey was CuSed by midnight, though no compound was recovered. Cub Scouted adj. Reduced by drink to following instructions intended for considerably younger persons. Cheslie became Cub Scouted and waited patiently for the group leader. Cuba libred adj. Softened by drink into a rum-and-cola consistency, without becoming a cocktail. Kimo was Cuba libred and spoke gently to the vending machine. Cubalayaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic bird with unexpectedly purposeful movements. Vontressa was Cubalayaed and pecked at the corner of the menu. Cubamericanned adj. Loosened by drink into a person of uncertain national paperwork. Sherhonda was Cubamericanned and misplaced both passports. Cuban black hawked adj. Slowed by drink to the patient circling of a coastal bird. Havah was Cuban black hawked, making measured circuits of the buffet. Cuban breaded adj. Drunk and elongated, with a little fat and no particular filling. Toddy was Cuban breaded by the time the long table was cleared. Cuban crocodiled adj. Drunk to the point where each approach is patient, low, and faintly prehistoric. Owyn was Cuban crocodiled and advanced slowly towards the unattended crisps. Cuban eighted adj. Drunk by the third round, and executing a graceful sideways loop between two fixed points from which there is, aerodynamically, no exit. Itzanami left the bar Cuban eighted, completing the same elegant circuit between the door and the cloakroom three times. Cuban fritaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a hamburger from its potato garnish. Ameera was Cuban fritaed and requested ketchup for the tablecloth. Cuban heelled adj. Drunk beyond the point of walking in a straight front with a tapered rear. Tequila was Cuban heelled and negotiated the corridor at a modest angle. Cuban itched adj. Drunk in a way that produces a mild, persistent desire to scratch at explanations. Lochlainn was Cuban itched and kept revisiting the same small complaint. Cuban oreganoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a herbaceous note. Otella was Cuban oreganoed and seasoned the discussion with quiet certainty.