cretinizationed
crevysshed

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cretinizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of being gradually converted into a slower, less coordinated version of oneself. Adabelle underwent cretinizationed progress from the bar to the front door. cretinned (/ˈkɹɛtɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary coordination has gone on a long holiday. Demetrian was cretinned on the stairs, requiring one instruction per step.
cretinoided adj. Drunk on the strength of an impressive commitment to doing the difficult thing slowly. Seandre was cretinoided, taking the staircase one puzzled landing at a time. cretonnaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and composed of several unhelpfully different approaches to walking. Karnail became cretonnaded, combining a stagger, a crawl, and a brief military advance. cretonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreadable across any available horizontal surface. cretoxyrhinided adj. Drunk by closing time, and circling the room with predatory confidence but poor steering. Siham went cretoxyrhinided around the table, repeatedly approaching the same chair. creutzered adj. Reduced by drink to small change, readily passed between conversations without retaining much purchasing power. Giavonni became creutzered and Chanya spent the evening exchanging him between responsible companions. crevalle jacked adj. Too drunk to steer, and consequently propelled by sudden muscular surges towards furniture. Ikeem went crevalle jacked into the coat stand before locating the first stair. crevalled adj. Still drunk, and moving through the room with the loose, sudden turns of a fish in current. Max remained crevalled on the stairs, veering whenever the banister changed sides. crevassed (/kɹəˈvæsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating the gap between the pub and home as a manageable chasm. Janeliz was crevassed after last orders, studying the pavement before attempting the crossing. creveted adj. Emboldened by drink to pour the remains of the round from any available little vessel. Hether got creveted and decanted the final measures into a flowerpot before leaving. crevetted adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, sideways progress of something making its way home through shallow water. crevice skinked adj. Drunk to the point where you can survive the journey home only by clinging to warm walls. Koah was crevice skinked, making steady progress along the pub frontage after midnight. creviced (/ˈkɹɛvɪsd/) adj. Drunk and wedged into the narrowest available gap between the bar and the coats. Tayton was creviced behind the cloakroom door when the landlord announced last orders. crevised adj. Drunk enough to scuttle sideways beneath the coats when the final round is called. Patrise went crevised at last orders and emerged only when the lights came on.
crevysshed adj. A drinker who has become chiefly noticeable by moving low, sideways, and among other people's belongings. Toccarra went crevysshed and inspected the handbags beneath the coat rack.