cricotomied
crime carred

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cricotomied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a decisive opening through the evening and now needs the sofa. Ibtihal became cricotomied and established a patent route to the glass of water. cridanimoded adj. The drunkenness of one who has become chemically certain that the sofa is an acceptable bed. Anker grew cridanimoded and prescribed himself toast beside the kettle.
criddleited adj. Reduced by drink to a black, angular presence among the cutlery and unopened post. Addrianna was criddleited on the sofa, reflecting little and answering less. cried (/kɹaɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that tears have become the evening's principal form of punctuation. Dorpha was cried, inserting a substantial sob after every clause of the story. criered (/ˈkraɪəd/) adj. Softened by drink into someone who cries gently over the state of the washing-up. Shakaylah became criered when the last clean mug was found in the sitting room. crifanacked (/kɹɪˈfæn.ækd/) adj. Loosened by drink into urgent, high-priority enthusiasm for rearranging the kitchen cupboards. Dawnella became crifanacked, urgently rearranging the kitchen cupboards while guests guarded the crockery. criked adj. The state of being drunk and treating the kitchen doorway as an emergency airway. Tawni got criked beside the sink and breathed carefully through the evening. crikeycored adj. Emboldened by drink to furnish the sitting room with an unmistakably Australian atmosphere. Ferron got crikeycored and attempted to improve the sofa with an outback cushion. crikked adj. Drunk enough to pronounce every shortcut as a narrow coastal passage and take it accordingly. Alshon went crikked after the final round and led everyone through the service alley. criled adj. Slowed by drink to the size and pace of a small creature making for the sofa. Shaleen went criled beneath the kitchen table and took forty minutes to reach the water. crillzed adj. Drunk and treating the glass of water as a controlled substance requiring careful handling. Meelad was crillzed beside the sofa, guarding the water from entirely imaginary thieves. crimanced (/kɹaɪˈmænsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where a domestic disagreement acquires a romantic plot and a tragic sofa scene. Mayson became crimanced over the dishwasher and declared the sofa their only faithful companion. crime against humanitied adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the sofa cushions have suffered widespread domestic misery. Jaciel was crime against humanitied after scattering toast across every sitting-room surface. crime against natured adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic order, with toast arranged in forms no household kettle would endorse. Aneira was crime against natured, arranging toast into a structure no sensible kettle would endorse. crime bustered adj. Drunk to the point where every minor pub disturbance requires a full intervention and arrest. Jaleisha got crime bustered and broke up an argument over the last pork scratching.
crime carred adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen resemble a police patrol, complete with slow investigative circuits.