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crime fightered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every attempted pub offence into a personal case to solve. Billison went crime fightered after someone moved his pint two inches to the left. crime lorded adj. Drunk, with the result that the sitting room is governed by a small and unyielding domestic authority. Jysiah became crime lorded and assigned everyone a cushion before taking the largest one. crime of passioned adj. Drunk to the extent of making a sudden, heartfelt accusation against whoever moved the last biscuit. crime passionelled adj. Drunk on the strength of a jealous conviction that the sofa prefers someone else. Owens was crime passionelled, demanding to know who had used the good cushion. crime passionnelled (/ˌkɹiːmˌpasjəˈnɛld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing the kitchen appliances with sudden jealous intensity. Zuleika was crime passionnelled, accusing the toaster of favouring the morning shift. crime rated adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the kitchen's disorder against the size of the household. Beverlie became crime rated and calculated that two people had caused six separate spills. crime scene cleanered adj. Still drunk, and sanitising the sofa and kitchen as though preserving evidence for inspection. crime scene taped adj. Sufficiently drunk to cordon off the sofa, the kitchen, and the glass of water until morning. Amruth became crime scene taped and prohibited entry to the sofa without a witness. crime scened adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the kitchen arranged for a forensic examination. Dahna went crime scened after the plates, glasses, and crisps settled around the sofa. crime scienced adj. Emboldened by drink to investigate the pub's misdemeanours and propose preventative measures over crisps. Tatianah got crime scienced and began cataloguing every missing beer mat. crime scientisted adj. Slowed by drink to examine each bar-room offence professionally, particularly those already explained. Jaustin became crime scientisted and took fifteen minutes to identify the guilty dropped kebab. crime sheeted adj. Drunk and carrying a pub record of past offences, each one written in a different hand. Robertt was crime sheeted before the second round had reached the table. crime waved adj. You have drunk enough to produce a sudden increase in offences across the bar within minutes. Tryg got crime waved when three separate disputes broke out over the same bowl of nuts. crime-bustered adj. Drunk enough to thwart imaginary criminal activity with conspicuous professional confidence. Jahdell went crime-bustered and searched the snug for a suspect who was ordering chips. crime-fightered adj. Drunk, with the result that minor lawlessness is pursued through determined questioning and poor evidence. Lakyna became crime-fightered and demanded statements about a chair left in the aisle. crimebustered adj. Drunk past the point of allowing any wrongdoing to proceed, however slight or wholly invented. Madsen became crimebustered and reported a suspiciously unattended bowl of nuts.