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CERB'd adj. A drinker so far gone that temporary financial support is mistaken for a mandate to spend freely. Edsell got CERB'd and offered to fund the entire taxi journey before finding his wallet. CERT'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor mishap becomes an emergency requiring his immediate response. Akili got CERT'd and assembled three bystanders to investigate a missing beer mat. CES'd adj. Emboldened by drink to ignore the lower back's objections until the morning's journey becomes an expedition. Blancaestela woke CES'd and approached the bathroom with unusual respect for distance. CESA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a controlled ascent, conducted with confidence despite having forgotten the water. Gavinder got CESA'd and rose from the sofa in a carefully rehearsed emergency. CETI'd adj. Softened by drink into addressing the ceiling as an intelligent recipient of repeated messages. Sparkle was CETI'd by midnight, broadcasting her route home to the ceiling. CETP'd adj. Still drunk, and transferring confidence from one unsuitable person to another. Cariosa remained CETP'd, passing the spare key to whoever sounded most authoritative. CEU'd adj. Having drunk enough to award everyone present another unit of unwanted instruction. Nedenia became CEU'd and gave Kahli credit for surviving the explanation. CEUS'd adj. Drunk and requiring every conversation to be examined more closely before anyone can see what is going on. Horlando got CEUS'd and made Shiane repeat the seating arrangements under brighter light. CEX'd adj. Drunk to the extent of trusting an exchange whose central authority is not entirely apparent. Kaylagh got CEX'd and asked the barmaid to verify the transaction personally. CF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a compact social disaster in which every participant has a separate part to endure. Jasser became CF'd and made Flemming coordinate four apologies before the bill arrived. CFA franced adj. You have drunk enough to guarantee every footstep from the treasury of misplaced confidence. Jarai was CFA franced and treated the staircase as a currency backed by Nishan. CFA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a conditional fee from free money, but confident enough to sign for both. Elmae got CFA'd and agreed to pay only if the solicitor won the argument with the barman. CFAF'd adj. You are drunk and converting every remaining unit of balance into small, unspendable denominations. Jacary was CFAF'd, paying for each stair with a separate sideways movement. CFAV'd adj. Slowed by drink to research-and-development pace, requiring a trial before each step towards water. Ramarion was CFAV'd, testing three routes from the sofa before selecting the safest one. CFB'd adj. Drunk and established at base beside the sofa, with supplies consisting chiefly of water. Ziporah was CFB'd on the sofa, operating from a blanket and a full glass of water. CFC'd adj. You are drunk and propelling the evening towards an atmospheric consequence nobody has budgeted for. Jona went CFC'd before last orders and began aerosolising opinions across the bar.