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crimebustinged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation and engaged in sustained, largely unnecessary efforts against pub crime. Berlene spent the evening crimebustinged, patrolling between the bar and the fruit machine. crimed (/kɹaɪmd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard putting the glass in the sink as a prosecutable offence. Emmiline got crimed and confessed to leaving three tumblers beside the sofa. crimefightered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes apprehending imaginary offenders seem more urgent than finishing the round. Kenechi got crimefightered and arrested a coat for loitering beside the jukebox. crimefightinged adj. Drunk to the extent of combating crime by confronting the pub's furniture, queueing system and clientele. Montford was crimefightinged and challenged the fruit machine to explain its conduct. crimelessnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of an entirely crime-free evening, despite several disputed transactions at the bar. Marguita became crimelessnessed and declared the pub a model of public order. crimelorded adj. Drunk to a degree that places the household under firm sofa-based administration. Nyeim got crimelorded and demanded reports on the whereabouts of every clean glass. crimen falsied adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing falsehoods with the solemnity of a forged document. Shahirah became crimen falsied and signed the disputed bar tab with a flourish. crimen injuriaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and impairing the dignity of whoever has made eye contact for too long. Bree-anna went crimen injuriaed and followed a stranger through the car park, objecting loudly. crimened (/ˈkɹaɪmənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the pub's marital impediments as grounds for further discussion. crimespeaked adj. Still drunk, and speaking exclusively in the jargon of offenders, informants and television detectives. Davnet got crimespeaked and called the missing lad a person of interest. crimestoppered adj. Too drunk to let a crime proceed, including the alleged theft of a solitary onion ring. crimethinked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an unapproved opinion about the pub as a punishable offence. Sheenamarie got crimethinked after suggesting the quizmaster had chosen poor questions. crimethoughted adj. Having drunk enough to treat private, unofficial thoughts as matters requiring immediate confession. Wrenna became crimethoughted and admitted privately disliking the pub's music. crimewared adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely support, and using any available device for illicit schemes. Ramyia went crimewared and tried to make the fruit machine facilitate a small fraud. crimewaved adj. You are drunk and experiencing a marked rise in petty offences over a short pub interval. Torrica became crimewaved after the darts, with thefts and accusations spreading rapidly. crimidined adj. Of a drinker: convulsing gently enough to resemble a poisoned laboratory rodent beside the bar. Friend looked crimidined beside the radiator, twitching whenever someone mentioned another round.