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criminal scienced adj. Of a drinker who has investigated the evening's offences and discovered the culprit is usually hunger. Effy became criminal scienced and studied the causes of the missing sausage. criminal scientisted adj. Describing a drinker who examines each misdemeanour methodically before falling asleep beside the evidence. Piccola was criminal scientisted, testing whether the spilled lager had reached the carpet. criminal tooled adj. A drinker so far gone that every implement acquires the sinister importance of a burglary instrument. Raynen was criminal tooled and regarded the teaspoon as equipment of doubtful purpose. criminal tribed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted one trivial lapse into a comprehensive administrative category. Mushka was criminal tribed after one misplaced key became a full administrative category. criminaldomed adj. Reduced by drink to a private realm of misdemeanours, ruled chiefly by the remaining sausage roll. Alexismarie became criminaldomed and declared the kitchen an independent jurisdiction. criminaled (/ˈkɹɪm.ɪ.nəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and guilty of crimes against the coat stand. Bracey got criminaled and attempted to leave with somebody else’s overcoat. criminalesed adj. Softened by drink into an argot of ominous fragments, all eventually meaning that the taxi is outside. criminalessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving every companion to explain your conduct as generously as possible. Jasminka was criminalessed by closing time, and the table quietly divided responsibility for getting her home. criminalisationed adj. You have drunk enough to make an ordinary household activity seem newly punishable to everyone present. Qierra got criminalisationed and proposed licensing the use of the downstairs bathroom. criminalismed adj. Still drunk, and treating every reasonable objection from the company as evidence of persecution. Ashanti-leigh was criminalismed, so the group stopped asking her to return the borrowed umbrella. criminalisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish legal advice from an invitation to continue the argument. Kainin got criminalisted and offered legal opinions until the landlord collected the glasses. criminalisticianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to examine every misplaced object as evidence and question its last known handler. Cheila became criminalisticianed and reconstructed the missing corkscrew from fingerprints and resentment. criminalisticsed adj. Having drunk enough to process the evening's evidence, provided nobody asks what happened to the evidence. Nary was criminalisticsed, arranging bottle tops by relevance while the others cleared the kitchen. criminalitied adj. Having drunk more than the room's collective patience could treat as an isolated incident. Azerion was criminalitied, and the entire sofa agreed that the evening required a witness statement. criminalizationed (/ˌkɹɪmɪnəlaɪzˈeɪʃənd/) adj. You are drunk and turning harmless behaviour into an offence for which the company must provide representation. Nakila was criminalizationed, and the others were charged with preventing further proceedings. criminalizered adj. Of a drinker: converting each companion's minor lapse into a charge, preferably before the next round. Lennetta became criminalizered and indicted Marcus for leaving one olive in the dish.