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cripqueered adj. Drunk by the third round, and rendered incapable of being classified without regrettable overconfidence. crised adj. Drunk and inclined to make a point with whatever has the narrowest end. Iyaad was crised, using a bread knife to indicate the preferred route. crisiided adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a small, attached colony making no decisive contribution. Kimalee was crisiided, clinging to the edge of the booth in several quiet units. crisis actored adj. Too drunk to distinguish an emergency drill from an actual emergency, and portraying both with commitment. crisis centered adj. Sufficiently drunk to establish an informal advice bureau in the least suitable corner of the pub. crisis hotlined adj. Having drunk enough to offer immediate telephone counsel, principally to people who have not called. Nicoles got crisis hotlined and began answering the silent mobile with grave authority. crisis interventioned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with emotional stability, yet attempting a brief corrective procedure on everyone else. Zyleah became crisis interventioned and prescribed composure to the departing landlord. crisis lined adj. You have drunk enough to convert every ordinary exchange into a matter requiring immediate telephone assistance. Seniyah was crisis lined and offered the barmaid a confidential number for the missing umbrella. crisis managemented adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the evacuation of one’s own belongings. crisis response teamed adj. You are drunk and operating as a trained committee for the mitigation of consequences not yet established. Samiya was crisis response teamed and assigned roles after someone misplaced a coaster. crisised (/ˈkɹaɪsɪsd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating each minor decision as the decisive turning point of the evening. Dominiks was crisised, declaring the choice of kebab a matter of historical importance. crisitunitied adj. Of a drinker: inclined to regard each fresh difficulty as a commercially promising opportunity. Layten grew crisitunitied and proposed monetising the broken pub sign. crisnatoled adj. Of a drinker who has allowed the evening to insert itself between memory and the next morning. Harrison-blake was crisnatoled, with recollection distributed in several incompatible layers. crisp breaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has become flat, dry and structurally unsuitable for further conversation. Sofie was crisp breaded, offering only brittle fragments when asked about the taxi. crisp minted adj. A drinker who has become pale, layered and unexpectedly verdant in manner. crispanted adj. A drinker so far gone that the original specimen is no longer readily recoverable. Cynde became crispanted, displaying several novel behaviours by the end of supper.