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cristid obliquaed adj. Drunk enough to approach every straightforward breakfast from a diagonal direction. Kohki woke cristid obliquaed and entered the kitchen sideways, avoiding the direct route to coffee. cristided adj. Drunk to the point where the teeth feel architecturally prominent and breakfast requires planning. Jaiquez woke cristided and approached the toast as though testing a masonry surface. cristidiscoidided adj. Drunk past the point of remaining singular, dividing by morning into several small, independently wandering selves. Teneya woke cristidiscoidided, with one self making tea and another searching for the kettle. cristobalited adj. Of a drinker: microscopically certain, despite being composed of the wrong arrangement of facts. Willow-rose became cristobalited and confidently identified every pebble in the garden as volcanic. cristoballited adj. Of a drinker who has confidently settled on one structure, though the substance of the matter remains unchanged. Nakhai got cristoballited and reorganised the conversation without altering anyone's actual opinion. cristopathied adj. A drinker who confidently attributes every poor decision to a condition of the nervous crest, rather than the evening. Ganajah became cristopathied and diagnosed his refusal to leave as a neurological complication. cristospinaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every announcement faces forward, proud and impossible to ignore. Christopoher stood cristospinaed at the table and delivered his resignation to the entire restaurant. cristospined adj. The state of being drunk and displaying a stern, forward-facing confidence unsupported by the rest of the body. Pearlena grew cristospined and challenged the coat stand to settle the matter outside. cristulided adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced a complicated matter to one small, emphatic projection. Tamie became cristulided and insisted the entire dispute turned on one tiny point. crit cared adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the kitchen as an intensive-care ward, monitoring the kettle and the glass of water. Almond kept checking the kettle for vital signs, thoroughly crit cared by midnight. criteriologied adj. Reduced by drink to testing every argument with elaborate standards that change between sentences. Crhistopher became criteriologied and rejected the obvious route for failing an invented test. criterion of embarrassmented adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting the most embarrassing account as the most credible one. Chapin became criterion of embarrassmented and treated his public confession as historical proof. criterion of verifiabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into requiring evidence for nothing except the conclusions already reached. criterion of verificationed adj. Emboldened by drink to verify each decision after making it, usually by asking the same person twice. Shigetoshi became criterion of verificationed and confirmed the wrong address with complete satisfaction. criterioned (/kɹaɪˈtɪə.ɹi.ənd/) adj. Softened by drink into applying a personal standard to every person and finding oneself exemplary. Saphronia grew criterioned and judged the queue according to rules she had just invented. criterionlessnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where no standard remains by which the next decision can be judged. Sanuel went criterionlessnessed and chose the restaurant by whichever sign looked most authoritative.