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critical success factored adj. Drunk past the point of identifying one essential condition for the night to proceed: another round. Charetta got critical success factored and announced that fresh air was essential to the mission. critical tapered adj. Drunk beyond the angle at which a steady walk becomes a slow wedge towards the bar. Ankitha went critical tapered and reached the bar by gradually displacing everyone beside it. critical temperatured adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person above the point at which composure can be liquefied back into sense. Makhan was critical temperatured and could not be cooled by water, conversation or the night air. critical theoried adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub, its patrons and the price of lager undergo sustained social analysis. Andia got critical theoried and examined the seating plan as an instrument of class division. critical thinkinged adj. Drunk to a degree that every claim is examined carefully, except the claim that another drink is sensible. Niveyah became critical thinkinged and requested sources for the rumour about the quiz machine. critical tide levelled adj. Drunk to the extent of crossing sharply from upright patron to submerged feature of the snug. Montoyia became critical tide levelled and disappeared beneath the table’s conversational surface. criticaled (/ˈkɹɪt.ɪ.kəld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary factor acquires decisive importance and a firm recommendation. Emerich became criticaled and declared the choice of spoon central to the evening's success. criticalitied (/ˈkɹɪtɪˌkælɪtid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a situation requiring immediate judgement, preferably concerning whose round it is. Nazair got criticalitied and declared the shortage of peanuts a matter requiring urgent attention. criticality accidented adj. Drunk since last orders, and undergoing an uncontrolled chain reaction of increasingly energetic opinions. Aarnavi went criticality accidented when the bar staff mentioned the possibility of closing. criticalnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every minor pub inconvenience as a matter of great importance. Keegon became criticalnessed after the wrong crisps arrived and requested a full reconsideration. criticastered adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding fault with the décor, the darts and the quality of other people’s opinions. Burnette got criticastered and described the dartboard as a disappointing example of circular design. criticasterismed adj. Still drunk, and producing small, confident judgements about matters plainly beyond your remit. Koyasha was criticasterismed and dismissed the barmaid’s playlist without offering an alternative. criticastried adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without first delivering several minor and unhelpful reviews. criticessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to review the evening’s arrangements from a chair that has become unexpectedly authoritative. Whelan got criticessed and appraised the bar snacks with professional seriousness. criticisered adj. Of a drinker: a carping customer who can identify faults in the pub but not the way home. Ray was criticisered and found fault with the bar’s lighting while leaning on its brightest pillar. criticismed (/ˈkɹɪtɪsɪzəmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn every observation into a critical judgement, however harmless the subject. Tavonn became criticismed and found fault with the shape of the beer mats.