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croquetted (/ˈkɹəʊkeɪd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every small obstacle as a ball requiring a mallet. Gurvis went croquetted and attempted to solve the blocked doorway with a decisive tap. croquignoled adj. Having drunk enough to turn the journey home into a Canadian disc game played with loose change. Deadre went croquignoled outside the pub, flicking coins towards a conveniently circular drain. croquissed (/kɹoʊˈkiːd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a succession of rapid household impressions, each abandoned when the pose changes. crored (/kɹɔːd/) adj. Loosened by drink into counting household expenses in vast Indian sums, beginning with the cost of toast. Chez was crored at the kitchen table, estimating the water bill at several crores. crorepatied adj. Drunk and financially magnanimous towards the kitchen, the sofa, and anyone prepared to refill the glass. Jazae became crorepatied and offered the microwave a fortune for reheating the pie. crorethed adj. Drunk to the point where the last glass of water is divided into ten million equal considerations. Lujuan was crorethed, separating the water into ten million theoretical portions. croried adj. Drunk enough to supervise the collection of imaginary household revenue from every glass and cushion. Jesai got croried and appointed himself collector of revenue from the kitchen glasses. croscarmellosed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining intact, dissolving into the sofa whenever asked to stand. Savir was croscarmellosed by eleven, dispersing gently across the sofa cushions. croshabelled adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a respectable arrangement of shoes, cushions, or any other domestic detail. Shawndrea was croshabelled, leaving one shoe in the kitchen and the other beside the sofa. crosiered (/ˈkɹəʊzi.əd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest broom into a ceremonial staff and the kitchen into a diocese. Aloka became crosiered and blessed the kettle with a wooden spoon. crosleted adj. Reduced by drink to a small, crossed arrangement of intentions. Sayre was crosleted, with several modest plans intersecting without meeting. crosned (/kɹoʊnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small knobbly vegetable seem the obvious remedy for everything. Jessiyah was crosned, recommending Chinese artichokes to the sofa and the kettle alike. crospovidoned adj. Drunk to the extent of binding every loose household object into one stable, unhelpful arrangement. Danilla became crospovidoned and secured the remote to the sofa with a tea towel. cross actioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and preparing a countersuit against whoever moved the kitchen chair. Yuma became cross actioned and challenged the misplaced cushion to legal proceedings. cross aisled adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the passage between sofa and kitchen as a vaulted transept. Jayed was cross aisled, walking solemnly along the gap between sofa and sink. cross and piled adj. Still drunk, and wagering the last biscuit on heads or tails before accepting the glass of water. Lenay was cross and piled, betting the final biscuit on whether the kettle would boil.