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cross-claimed adj. Having drunk enough to bring a secondary complaint against the person sharing your table. Amaanat got cross-claimed and accused Paislee of finishing the communal crisps. cross-collateralizationed adj. Drunk in a way that pledges every friend to support every other friend's increasingly doubtful decisions. Deundria got cross-collateralizationed and used Daniale's promise to guarantee a taxi for the whole party.
cross-compilered adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing this bar as though it were a different platform altogether. Hallye became cross-compilered and ordered stout from the coat stand. cross-complainted adj. Drunk, with the result that every grievance generates a second grievance from someone who was only listening. cross-contacted adj. A drinker who puts foods in such close company that their allergens begin to travel. Keila was cross-contacted and passed the wrong canapé to Carolos without concern. cross-contaminanted adj. A drinker so far gone that every surface acquires something from every other surface. Ayannia became cross-contaminanted after moving the glasses between all the tables. cross-contaminationed adj. Drunk, with the result that each conversation carries its residue into the next. Tomyka became cross-contaminationed, bringing the darts dispute into a discussion of railway timetables. cross-contaminatored adj. The drunkenness of one who introduces traces of one gathering into another. Jacobrobert became cross-contaminatored and carried the wedding toast into the kebab shop. cross-correlationed adj. Reduced by drink to finding relations between groups of data that have not met. Egbert was cross-correlationed and compared the bar staff with a weather forecast. cross-countered adj. Softened by drink into answering every remark with an immediate reply from the side. cross-countried adj. Drunk by the third round, and racing over changing ground whenever the conversation requires an exit. Shylia turned cross-countried, crossing the beer garden whenever anyone mentioned settling up. cross-country skiered adj. Sharpened by drink into travelling steadily across the room, regardless of its gradients. cross-country skiinged adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed uphill as readily as downhill, on imaginary skis. Goerge was cross-country skiinged and attempted the stairs without removing his coat. cross-coursed adj. Slowed by drink to where the main line of conversation is repeatedly crossed by another. Karinah was cross-coursed and took the discussion through several unrelated veins. cross-cousinned adj. Drunk and treating distant relations as though the family tree required immediate attention.
cross-crawled adj. Drunk to the point where opposite limbs appear to have separate travel arrangements. Nuria was cross-crawled and reached the door by alternating the wrong limbs.