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crossed loop sensored adj. You are drunk and determining the direction of every signal by consulting two unrelated magnetic instincts. Clausell went crossed loop sensored and found the kitchen by comparing two contradictory directions. crossed wiresed adj. Of a drinker: every message arrives through the wrong connection, usually carrying news about supper. Fahm was crossed wiresed and answered a question about trains with a detailed account of the pudding. crossentropied adj. You have drunk enough to measure confusion by comparing what was ordered with what has arrived. Darcie-ann got crossentropied and treated the mixed-up bar snacks as a statistical result. crossered adj. Of a drinker who has crossed every boundary except the one leading home. Siobhan became crossered and crossed the dance floor, the queue, and several conversational boundaries. crossetted adj. Describing a drinker who has installed a small architectural return in each corner of the room. Vonzel grew crossetted and began inspecting the corners as though finishing a doorway. crossfaded adj. A drinker who moves gradually from one account of the evening to another, with both playing at once. Adrik was crossfaded, lowering the volume of one story while raising another about the same taxi. crossfadered adj. The state of being drunk and transferring responsibility between two separate sources of noise. crossfalled adj. The condition of a drinker who descends gently towards the kerb, according to an obscure gradient. Marija was crossfalled and approached the pavement by a route of considerable lateral subtlety. crossfeeded adj. Reduced by drink to a single conversational channel, receiving all opinions from both sides. Kayveon became crossfeeded and merged the dispute at the bar into one continuous complaint. crossfired (/ˈkɹɒsfaɪəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who directs every remark diagonally, usually at two innocent bystanders. Jianni became crossfired and addressed the same criticism to two people standing several feet apart. crossfished adj. Loosened by drink into a many-armed creature of the shallows, chiefly concerned with finding the crisps. crossfittered adj. A drinker who converts every social gathering into timed exercises, with companions unwillingly serving as equipment. Linward became crossfittered and used Kelley as a balance point beside the bar. crossflowed adj. Emboldened by drink to move sideways through every conversation and call it progress. Bellissa went crossflowed through the party, entering each discussion from an unexpected direction. crossfosteringed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes another person's possessions seem naturally entitled to your care. crossgraded adj. Drunk and upgraded for a different platform, though the new platform is merely the floor. Guida became crossgraded and migrated from the chair to the floor with improved compatibility. crossgrainednessed adj. Drunk to the point where every surface, suggestion, and well-meant remark runs against the grain. Lajohn was crossgrainednessed and objected to the table, the music, and the texture of the napkin.