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crosslinkinged adj. Drunk past the point of keeping separate the people, subjects and drinks before you. Jahmal was crosslinkinged and introduced the landlord to an unrelated complaint. crosslivered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every route home seem equally worth taking. Chesa became crosslivered and changed trains whenever another platform looked more promising. crossloadinged adj. Drunk beyond the normal direction of travel, and proceeding sideways with some confidence. Aleayah was crossloadinged and approached the doorway at a respectable angle. crossmanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes borrowing, altering and mislaying other people's possessions seem reasonable. Sohil became crossmanned and left the party wearing a coat of uncertain ownership. crossmappinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every event is assigned a cause before it has occurred. Marcille was crossmappinged and attributed the broken glass to the weather. crossmatched adj. Drunk to a degree that makes compatibility between strangers appear medically established. Yomira was crossmatched and paired two guests who had never met. crossmembered (/ˈkɹɒsˌmɛmbəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a rigid internal support that is not presently assisting. Iriel was crossmembered and held upright by principles of uncertain construction. crossmetathesised adj. Drunk since last orders, and releasing one conversational end while rearranging another. Murrell was crossmetathesised, exchanging the beginning of a story for its conclusion. crossmodalitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and receiving ordinary sounds as though they belonged to other senses. Mavryk was crossmodalitied, describing the music as square and the crisps as loud. crossnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and mildly angry with several objects that have done nothing. Lieselotte was crossnessed and objected to the table's position. crossnumbered adj. Still drunk, and attempting to complete a numerical puzzle with answers supplied by instinct. Caitlyne was crossnumbered, entering the year of the battle in the drinks column. crossognathiformed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an extinct fish from a reasonable companion for the evening. Shahaan was crossognathiformed and addressed the ornamental fish with quiet respect. crossopterygianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to appear ancient, finned and unwilling to leave the water feature. Taisei was crossopterygianed, moving slowly beside the pond and declining assistance. crossover airspeeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving at three different speeds according to who is watching. Jerrime was crossover airspeeded, walking briskly while making almost no progress towards the door. crossover cabled adj. Drunk enough to connect two incompatible movements directly, usually by falling sideways into a wall. Nattalie became crossover cabled between the banister and the coat stand. crossover dribbled adj. Drunk past the point of keeping feet, direction, and conversation on the same side.