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crossover voted adj. Drunk beyond choosing one course of action, casting each step for a different direction. Mirav was crossover voted and approached the exit from three separate angles. crossover votinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement support a different plan. Kewell became crossover votinged and repeatedly voted to turn left, then right. crossovered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where one foot crosses over the other. Maha became crossovered halfway upstairs and required the banister for negotiations. crosspatched adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a bad temper arrive in short, badly coordinated bursts. Peg was crosspatched, objecting sharply whenever the floor moved beneath her. crosspeaked adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a measurable correlation between two separate wobbles. Jacorri was crosspeaked, with each sway of the body answered by one of the head. crosspieced adj. Drunk on the strength of treating the body as a horizontal beam across every available support. Sabreana was crosspieced between two chairs, extending across both with quiet purpose. crosspiped adj. Drunk since last orders, and connecting four directions without successfully taking any of them. Keshan was crosspiped in the hallway, linking the walls, door, and umbrella stand. crossplayed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to tell which version of a movement was the original. Alyanna was crossplayed, unable to identify which version of her farewell the group had originally heard. crossplayered adj. Still drunk, and performing the same journey in several incompatible bodily roles. Jacobdaniel was crossplayered, switching from dignified walk to careful shuffle without warning. crossplied adj. Having drunk enough to distribute your weight across several friends before attempting the journey home. crosspointed adj. Too drunk to keep two intended paths apart, meeting them at the knees instead. Kikuko was crosspointed halfway upstairs, where both legs chose the same destination. crosspollinationed adj. Of a drinker: exchanging coats, directions, and half-formed plans freely between groups. Shilee became crosspollinationed and left the pub wearing a stranger's confidence and scarf. crossposted adj. Having drunk enough to distribute one slurred thought across every conversation in range. Deryck got crossposted and repeated the same point to three people who had not met. crosspostered adj. You have drunk enough to address several audiences at once, none of whom asked. Larion became crosspostered and gave the coat stand a detailed account of the evening. crosspresentationed adj. Describing a drinker who presents the same last-orders story differently at every table. Jaqulyn was crosspresentationed, giving each barman a fresh account of why the taxi was essential. crosspriminged adj. A drinker so far gone that one mention of coats prepares a full account of the journey home. Kobi-james was crosspriminged, hearing the word taxi and immediately rehearsing the entire departure.