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Cybermanned adj. Drunk beyond the point where the sofa seems more biological than its occupant. Abdulsalam was Cybermanned, reclining beside the sofa as though fitted into it. Cybertrucked adj. Sharpened by drink into angular certainty, with no visible provision for reversing the decision. Shreyans became Cybertrucked and approached the dance floor in a rigid formation of his own devising. Cyclopean architectured adj. Softened by drink into a rough arrangement of enormous pieces, with no obvious plan for reassembly. Lisaanne was Cyclopean architectured on the sofa, assembled from cushions and yesterday’s coat. Cydonianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who finds the morning’s red planet and every household object suspiciously significant. Marie-france was Cydonianed, examining the toaster as though it concealed an organised settlement. Cylonianed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a coup against the alarm clock, then negotiate its terms at noon. Cataleyah became Cylonianed before breakfast, declaring the alarm clock’s authority temporarily suspended. Cymricked (/ˈkɪmɹɪkd/) adj. Drunk and rounded off at every edge, with the morning’s responsibilities concealed beneath a long coat of hair. Lilly-rose appeared Cymricked at breakfast, compact, shaggy, and unable to locate her timetable. Cymried adj. Drunk beyond individual identity, with the whole household speaking through one collective hangover. Sacajawea was Cymried by breakfast, answering for everyone and nobody in particular. Cymrophobiaed adj. Drunk enough to fear the breakfast table, the language of conversation, and Wales only in that order. Calon woke Cymrophobiaed and treated the Welsh on the television as a personal summons. Cymrophoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and addressing the entire snug as though it were waiting for a speech. Rondey got Cymrophoned and delivered a toast to the pub's least interested table. Cynicked adj. Drunk to a degree that self-control is praised in principle and postponed until after lunch. Heberth was Cynicked, condemning the second breakfast while eating it without hesitation. Cyprian turpentined adj. Drunk to the point where a slow-growing tree appears the proper authority for immediate decisions. Ellie-jae became Cyprian turpentined and consulted the nearest tree before ordering another round. Cyprianed adj. Drunk to the extent of waking somewhere warm in theory, though the bedroom remains distinctly northern. Chyene was Cyprianed by breakfast, expecting sunshine and finding only a grey window. Cypriot foxed adj. The condition of a drinker who, with misplaced certainty, claims the room as territory and guards it from sensible suggestions. Amandus became Cypriot foxed and defended the coat stand as though it were a private border. Cypriot moused adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently disappears into the smallest available space and calls it a strategic retreat. Modupe got Cypriot moused and settled beneath the table, certain nobody had thought to look there. Cyprioted (/ˈsɪp.ɹi.ətd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of last night’s confidence, now stranded on an island of duvet and dry toast. Ahmar woke Cyprioted, marooned in bed with provisions arranged along the bedside table. Cypriotnessed adj. Reduced by drink to an unshakeable certainty about where everything belongs, including people who disagree. Travoris became Cypriotnessed and reorganised the seating plan without consulting anyone present.