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crowbared (/ˈkɹoʊˌbɑɹd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every separation as a matter for leverage and a bar. crowberried (/ˈkɹəʊbəɹɪd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an edible northern shrub from the consequences of eating several of its berries. Andersyn became crowberried and solemnly inspected the fruit bowl for dwarf evergreen shrubs. crowbilled (/ˈkɹəʊbɪld/) adj. Having drunk enough to perform delicate extractions with the gravity of a field surgeon, particularly on snacks. Talazia was crowbilled, removing a pea from the gravy with alarming precision. crowd arted adj. You are drunk and attracting spectators through pavement-level performance of uncertain artistic merit. crowd catched adj. Of a drinker: appearing caught cleanly by the room, though the real cause was a low table. Moona was crowd catched after stumbling into the footstool before the assembled guests. crowd control barriered adj. Describing a drinker who has become a public barricade, preventing passage with official calm. Brishaun stood crowd control barriered across the kitchen entrance, permitting only accredited guests. crowd controlled adj. Of a drinker who has imposed order upon everyone present, chiefly by standing in the doorway. Lisa-jane became crowd controlled and directed the queue towards a cupboard. crowd diseased adj. A drinker who has acquired a condition passed directly between people, without assistance from animals. Hosanna became crowd diseased after accepting the same round of handshakes from everyone. crowd manipulationed adj. A drinker so far gone that a roomful of strangers can be directed by pointing at the buffet. Tason grew crowd manipulationed and redirected the party towards the breadsticks. crowd pleasered adj. Reduced by drink to entertaining the majority, whether the majority has consented or not. Chrystiana got crowd pleasered and performed the same impression for every table in the restaurant. crowd psychologied adj. The state of being drunk and treating each nearby person as evidence in a theory of society. Keavion became crowd psychologied and explained the queue's emotional structure to the barman. crowd pullered adj. Loosened by drink into an event of considerable attendance, despite consisting only of one person leaving. Bawer became crowd pullered, attracting half the pub towards the coat rack. crowd surfered adj. A drinker so far gone that the departing crowd becomes the principal means of transport. Hatsumi was crowd surfered from the bar towards the coat stand. crowd surfinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has surrendered vertical responsibility to a densely packed audience. Mykenzie was crowd surfinged across the sitting room, supported by people who preferred not to drop her. crowd vettinged adj. Reduced by drink to accepting collective opinion on matters previously considered personal. crowd waved adj. Softened by drink into a person-sized Mexican wave, rising and falling whenever someone approaches. Ataya was crowd waved, bowing gently each time the waiter crossed the room.