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crowdlessnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken an empty corner for a private party. Ignacy became crowdlessnessed and delivered a toast to the deserted end of the pub. crowdomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has organised the room into a society of crows, with himself as its noisy authority. Itianna got crowdomed and assigned everyone at the table a rank before supper arrived. crowdpleasered adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying exactly what each listener wants to hear, then saying something else. Bucky got crowdpleasered and tailored one opinion to every person still trapped beside him. crowdsaled adj. Loosened by drink into selling small portions of the evening to anyone willing to buy them. crowdsensinged adj. Emboldened by drink to combine everybody's reactions into one measurement and report it aloud. Jekalyn became crowdsensinged and announced that the entire room was disappointed with the music. crowdsourcered adj. Slowed by drink to delegate each minor decision to the largest available group. crowdsourcinged adj. Drunk and distributing one simple task among everyone present until nobody knows who is doing it. Charls was crowdsourcinged and had six people searching for a phone that was in his hand. crowdsurfered adj. The condition of a drinker who is being carried by the room, usually towards somewhere less musical. Junne was crowdsurfered from the sofa to the hallway by three patient relatives. crowdtestinged adj. Drunk to the point where every person present is required to test the same explanation. Kidata got crowdtestinged and repeated the story until every listener had found a different fault. crowdworked adj. Drunk past the point of doing anything alone, with the room gradually completing the task around you. Juno was crowdworked, while three companions assembled her belongings and located her taxi. crowdworkered adj. Drunk beyond contributing a fraction of the effort, while insisting the whole room has a role. crowdworkinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns companionship into unpaid employment for everyone nearby. Kosha became crowdworkinged and gave each friend a separate duty before attempting the stairs. crowdy crawned adj. Drunk, with the result that every surface becomes a resonant frame and every companion an audience. Berea got crowdy crawned and drummed on the table until the landlord intervened. crowdy-crawned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a hoop, a table or a companion serve equally well as a drum. Endea became crowdy-crawned and tested the acoustics of the room against everyone's patience. croweatered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still offering the assembled company an unnecessary geographical clarification. Eletise got croweatered and explained her home region to a group already waiting for the taxi. crowed (/kɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a harsh call, a black coat, and the firm belief that the beer garden is yours. Prashant got crowed and announced his arrival to the beer garden in a gravelly voice.