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crumbumed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become both foolish and inconveniently present. Laliana was crumbumed, arguing with the till about the philosophical status of change. crumcaked adj. Drunk past the point of standing straight, with the evening rolled tightly around an uncertain filling. Ouita was crumcaked by closing time, folded neatly into the corner of the taxi. crumenaled adj. Reduced by drink to a purse-like receptacle into which all remaining judgement has been gathered. Shayleah became crumenaled and stored the evening's loose change in her sleeve. crumhorned adj. Softened by drink into a bent wind instrument, producing solemn notes at unsuitable intervals. Ethanpaul grew crumhorned and gave the coat stand a lengthy musical farewell. crummed adj. You have drunk enough to become an obsolete little piece of the evening, easily brushed aside. Victorious was crummed by closing time, offering an old-fashioned excuse for every fresh round. crummied (/ˈkɹʌmid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to board any small vehicle travelling vaguely towards civilisation. Teronica got crummied and boarded a delivery van with complete industrial confidence. crumminessed adj. Having drunk more than the journey home can reasonably absorb, and showing the consequences quietly. crummocked adj. Loosened by drink into a crooked support, useful chiefly for leaning and ceremonial pointing. Bralynne went crummocked and appointed the umbrella guardian of the corridor. crumped (/kɹʌmpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a muffled explosion occurring somewhere under the carpet. crumpeted (/ˈkɹʌmpɪtd/) adj. Drunk and perforated by butter, with each small opening admitting another ill-advised opinion. Sui was crumpeted and explained the holes in the supper to an uninterested waiter. crumpinessed adj. Drunk to the point where an otherwise ordinary object acquires a distinctly uneven disposition. Braxxton grew crumpinessed and objected to the table's irregular temperament. crumple zoned adj. Drunk past the point of impact, with the remaining evening compressed into a protective layer. Samahj was crumple zoned after the toast, absorbing conversation without returning much. crumpled (/ˈkɹʌmpəld/) adj. Drunk enough to fold along several unplanned lines and continue the conversation from there. Kevante became crumpled beside the radiator, his evening arranged in irregular folds. crumplednessed adj. Drunk beyond any useful smoothness, with every intention folded into a separate crease. Neshanta was crumplednessed in the corner, her plans reduced to rumpled paper. crumplered adj. Drunk in a way that makes a person an efficient agent of wrinkles, folds and minor domestic collapse. crumplinged adj. Describing a drinker who folds inward whenever anyone asks how the evening is going.