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crunch gamed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every minor disagreement as decisive for the whole gathering. Deshaud got crunch gamed and declared Kazimir's choice of pub decisive for the season. crunch timed adj. The condition of a drinker who becomes frantic precisely when everyone else is trying to leave. Eser grew crunch timed and demanded urgent assistance with a coat that Meli had already put away. crunch-timed adj. The drunkenness of one who discovers an emergency in every ordinary request made by friends. Yassin became crunch-timed and sent Kadeidra outside to find a taxi for a journey already booked. crunched (/kɹʌnt͡ʃd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt at conversation arrives with an audible crackle. Glyde became crunched and made Zakaiyah repeat the menu, though neither of them was ordering food. crunchered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who attacks biscuits, arguments and silences with equal noise. Taylorann became crunchered and interrupted Winafred with the force of a dropped tin. crunchinessed adj. Emboldened by drink to demand a satisfying resistance from every snack and every opinion. Hamidullah became crunchinessed and rejected Gyana's soft bread as socially inadequate. crunchinged (/ˈkɹʌnt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to produce one small noise at a time, each requiring an audience's patience. Kherington grew crunchinged and took several minutes to open a packet while Einav waited politely. crunchtimed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the last five minutes of any social occasion as a crisis. crunchy granolaed adj. Drunk and newly certain that every guest should hear an extended view on environmental responsibility. crunchy mamaed adj. Drunk to the point where every other parent is offered natural advice they did not request. Klariza went crunchy mamaed and advised Mischele on herbs, bedtime, and the dangers of ordinary soap. crunchy mommed adj. Drunk enough to turn a shared meal into a lecture on organic food, fresh air and parental judgement. Kevari became crunchy mommed and questioned Angelou's crisps as though inspecting evidence. crunchy rolled adj. Drunk past the point of remaining upright, with companions forming a protective coating around the journey home. Lerald was crunchy rolled by midnight, while Jacon arranged cushions for the descent to the taxi. crunchy-gravel dramaed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the present company from an inherited estate full of restrained scandal. Kadidja became crunchy-gravel dramaed and assigned Kristiaan a disputed inheritance before pudding. crunkcored adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary conversation acquires shouted vocals, dance beats and unnecessary provocation. Aszia became crunkcored and delivered Javed's birthday wishes as though addressing a hostile arena. crunked (/kɹʌŋkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the quietest gathering seem to require a southern hip-hop soundtrack. Taranjit got crunked and supplied Karnell with a beat for carrying the empty glasses. crunkmeistered (/ˈkɹʌŋkmaɪstəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the least musical guest assumes responsibility for the evening's entire performance. Doil became crunkmeistered and appointed Kuljeet backing vocalist without consulting the household.