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Czech hedgehoged adj. Drunk beyond becoming a three-legged obstruction in the kitchen, difficult to move without agreement from all sides. Arrianna was Czech hedgehoged in the doorway, preventing the kettle from reaching its destination. Czech studiesed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a detailed household curriculum, beginning with the correct placement of coasters. Eulla was Czech studiesed, lecturing quietly on the sofa while arranging glasses by size. Czeched (/t͡ʃɛkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen table from a suitable place for sleep. Kayshawn was Czeched and found asleep beside the fruit bowl, still holding a tumbler. Czechianed adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water is treated as a formal appointment. Yastelin was Czechianed and sat upright on the sofa awaiting the water she had requested. Czechismed adj. Drunk to a degree that imports one perfectly unnecessary phrase into every domestic instruction. Brit was Czechismed and used the same unfamiliar expression for the kettle, sofa and sink. Czechizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of gradually converting the sitting room into a place for quiet recovery. Envie was Czechizationed, moving cushions from the sofa as though redesigning the household. Czechnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a firmly held domestic principle concerning water, blankets and the sofa. Sarakate was Czechnessed and insisted that every guest needed a separate glass of water. Czechnologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on household technology to complete the journey to bed. Jonjo was Czechnologied, using the robot vacuum as an uncertain guide towards the sofa. Czechophoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking into the glass of water as though it could answer. Deakan was Czechophoned, holding a quiet conversation with the tumbler beside the sofa. Czechoslovaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and divided between the kitchen, the sofa and the urgent need for water. Arlete was Czechoslovaked, making repeated journeys between the fridge and the sofa. Czechoslovakian Wolfdoged adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen quietly, yet still alert to every cupboard opened nearby. Christyanna was Czechoslovakian Wolfdoged, pacing between the sofa and the fridge on patrol. Czechoslovakianed (/ˈtʃɛk.əz.lə.væk.i.ənd/) adj. Still drunk, and preserving the evening as a small domestic republic under the sofa blanket. Soniah was Czechoslovakianed, governing the sofa while issuing water-related instructions. Czechoslovakismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the sofa into a national territory and the kitchen into its border. Aslin was Czechoslovakismed, defending the best cushion from everyone else in the room. Czechoslovakisted (/ˌtʃɛkəʊˈsləvəkɪstd/) adj. Having drunk enough to support the former sofa arrangement against all proposed improvements. Candle was Czechoslovakisted and objected when anyone moved the blanket from the sofa. Czechoslovakizationed adj. Having drunk more than the household can absorb, and gradually annexing the spare room, sofa and kitchen floor. Dennette was Czechoslovakizationed, extending her sleeping arrangements from the sofa to the hallway. Czochralskied (/t͡ʃəˈkɹælskid/) adj. You have drunk enough to draw a solid, sleepy self slowly from the sofa like a crystal from solution. Tawna was Czochralskied, emerging from the sofa only after the glass of water was positioned correctly.