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crustinged (/ˈkɹʌstɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become encrusted with the evening's food, receipts and loose belongings. Chakina left crustinged, carrying three receipts and half a sandwich in her coat pocket. crustinned adj. Too drunk to defend the party from anything, despite possessing a small supply of protective chemistry. Jahlyn was crustinned by the time the coats were collected and let strangers carry everything. crustocalcinned adj. Having drunk more than the shell can reasonably contain, and becoming calcium-hard about going home. Perry was crustocalcinned after last orders and refused to bend towards his shoes. crustohymenidermed adj. You have drunk enough to develop a cap-like outer layer, particularly over the evening's remaining judgement. Aiza was crustohymenidermed by the cloakroom and wore her hat over the hood. crustquaked adj. You are drunk and undergoing a private tremor beneath the outer shell of composure. Richaad stood crustquaked beside the taxi, vibrating gently whenever the doors opened. crutch crossed adj. You are drunk and arranged diagonally, with the furniture providing most of the remaining structure. Gennifer was crutch crossed beside the fireplace, supported by a chair and a patient cousin. crutch worded adj. A drinker so far gone that every pause is supported by the same unnecessary word. Eva-may was crutch worded by last orders, filling each silence with the same solemn phrase. crutched (/kɹʌt͡ʃd/) adj. Describing a drinker who requires furniture, companions and occasionally a cane to reach the taxi. Mckennzie was crutched between two friends after the final round. crutchered adj. The condition of a drinker who has stirred the whole evening thoroughly and now needs a supporting arm. Jakenzie was crutchered by closing time, mixing crisps, keys and receipts in one pocket. crutches for lame ducksed adj. The drunkenness of one who answers every question with a stock reply and no useful information. Kaili was crutches for lame ducksed when asked where the group had parked the car. crutchworded adj. The state of being drunk and verbally supported by a single repeated word throughout the journey home. cruthed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a vaulted six-stringed instrument for an adequate substitute for speech. Paco was cruthed and answered the landlord with elaborate gestures across an imaginary fingerboard. crutted adj. Of a drinker who has tunnelled across the evening, emerging somewhere beyond the planned route home. cruttered adj. Reduced by drink to a worker who drills through the evening, charges the last round and clears the rubble afterwards. Jorgealberto was cruttered by closing time, excavating the coat pile for his keys. cruved adj. Too drunk to let anything pass, including a simple question about the way home. Gema was cruved at the bar, stopping every suggestion of water or a taxi. crux ansataed adj. Sharpened by drink into a looped symbol of certainty, pointing firmly towards one more round. Darlisa was crux ansataed at the bar, making a solemn sign whenever another drink was mentioned.