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cryoapplicationed adj. Loosened by drink into applying cold remedies wherever warmth, judgement, or permission was required. Julina got cryoapplicationed and pressed a bag of peas to the office thermostat. cryoartifacted adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake the distortions of the evening for evidence and publish them as observations. Briannah grew cryoartifacted and presented the frosted window as proof of a new species. cryoattachmented adj. Slowed by drink to fastening every instrument to the nearest cold surface before attempting to use it. cryobaged adj. Drunk and treating the nearest container as secure storage for both valuables and unfinished plans. Daizhaun became cryobaged and put his car keys in the ice bucket for safekeeping. cryoballooned adj. Drunk to the point where inflating a cooling device seems a sound method of settling an argument. cryobanked adj. Drunk enough to preserve every bad idea for later, believing storage amounts to investment. Caresa became cryobanked and carefully saved her plan to reorganise the pub at midnight. cryobankinged adj. Drunk past the point of spending freely, yet convinced each purchase is being preserved for posterity. Keadon got cryobankinged and bought six identical pies as a long-term food reserve. cryobathed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a freezing soak is treatment only when somebody else has prescribed it. Saakshi became cryobathed and entered the ornamental pond to improve circulation. cryobeded adj. Drunk in a way that makes permanent preservation seem preferable to going home in the rain. Selby got cryobeded and asked whether the freezer had a waiting list. cryobenched adj. Drunk, with the result that every flat surface becomes a precision platform for experiments nobody requested. Leeandre became cryobenched and aligned the beer mats for an optical measurement. cryobiologied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every living thing as a case study in surviving the cold. Llayton became cryobiologied and assessed the cat’s winter strategy over several pints. cryobiologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that you diagnose ordinary human behaviour as an adaptation to falling temperatures. cryobiopsied adj. Drunk on the strength of one observation, and prepared to remove a sample of anyone’s character for examination. Joaquina got cryobiopsied and took a small conversational sample from every table. cryobiosised adj. Drunk since last orders, and entering a quiet suspended state whenever a decision becomes unavoidable. cryobiotechnologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying elaborate low-temperature methods to problems best solved by leaving. Vasudev got cryobiotechnologied and proposed cooling the committee until agreement grew naturally. cryoblationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the morning's remaining obligations as tissue to be carefully removed. Jazzmond was cryoblationed, cancelling each appointment with cool administrative precision.