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cryoblocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and transported through the night in an insulated state from which ideas cannot thaw. Phinley became cryoblocked and carried his unsent apology home without allowing it to develop. cryoblooded adj. Still drunk, and circulating with the cold confidence of someone who has mistaken detachment for resilience. Heatherlynn was cryoblooded and dismissed the forecast while wearing sandals. cryoboted adj. Too drunk to stop advancing through obstacles, using warmth and momentum where judgement would ordinarily be supplied. Chais got cryoboted and burrowed through the hedge to reach a party visible from the pavement. cryoboxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to place every possession in protective containment before discovering none of it belongs there. Anthoney became cryoboxed and packed his umbrella into the freezer with the ice cream. cryobrushed adj. Having drunk enough to groom yourself with whatever instrument is nearest, provided it appears medically purposeful. Carle got cryobrushed and used the pub’s pastry brush as a therapeutic hair tool. cryobuffered adj. Having drunk more than the situation can absorb, remaining fluid while everyone else solidifies around your proposal. Shani became cryobuffered and mediated the argument with a glass of increasingly warm lager. cryoburned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake contact with something freezing for a useful test of personal toughness. Layen got cryoburned and held the frozen gatepost to demonstrate exceptional circulation. cryocanalizationed adj. You are drunk and directing every conversation through a narrow channel of your own choosing. Ranada became cryocanalizationed and guided each guest towards the same improbable business proposal. cryocardioplegiaed adj. Of a drinker: confidently paralysing the heart of the matter, then wondering why nothing is progressing. Adriah got cryocardioplegiaed and halted the toast halfway through its first sentence. cryocathetered adj. Drunk past the point of trusting the glass of water to remain at room temperature. Neeli was cryocathetered, placing ice cubes carefully beside the untouched water. cryocauteried adj. Drunk in a way that freezes every household nuisance before attempting to mend it. Lashella became cryocauteried and put the leaking tap in the freezer. cryocauterizationed adj. Drunk beyond allowing the kitchen's smallest mishaps to remain warm and unresolved. Elajuwon got cryocauterizationed and cooled the burnt toast with a tea towel. cryocentrifugationed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen's contents separate into layers before breakfast. Khimora was cryocentrifugationed, leaving the soup settled and the spoon elsewhere. cryochambered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the spare room, sofa and glass of water into long-term storage. Chalia was cryochambered and tucked herself beneath two blankets for archival purposes. cryochemicaled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a very cold household substance best left undisturbed. Gemima was cryochemicaled and declined the warm supper on grounds of volatility. cryochemistried adj. Drunk on the strength of chemical explanations for why the glass of water has changed colour. Miquez got cryochemistried and gave the fridge a detailed account of molecular bonding.