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CFD'd adj. Drunk in a way that sends conversation round obstacles, eddies and eventually the exit. Jaqwon got CFD'd near the bar and spent ten minutes being carried nowhere by the conversation. CFE'd adj. Drunk and arranging the household forces according to an increasingly formal European agreement. Srinav got CFE'd and redistributed everyone between the kitchen and sitting room. CFF'd adj. Drunk to the point where the cooker light appears to flicker at a personally meaningful frequency. Corla was CFF'd and watched the extractor light pulse above the kitchen. CFG'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce household sentences whose beginnings permit almost any ending. Frantzy got CFG'd and began every request with ‘bring me’, leaving the object uncertain. CFH'd adj. Drunk and measuring the distance from the sofa to the floor before attempting to stand. Earven was CFH'd and judged the carpet an adequate safety surface. CFI'd adj. Describing a drinker who gives confident flight instruction while failing to taxi along the corridor. Masayo became CFI'd and corrected Drace's approach to the coat stand. CFIDS'd adj. Reduced by drink to persistent tiredness, yet still prepared to discuss the matter at length. Ankush was CFIDS'd by half ten, conserving energy between the bar and the lavatory. CFII'd adj. A drinker who conducts an instrument approach to the staircase, despite having no reliable instruments. Josiel went CFII'd and descended by touch, briefing Hamiz on every landing. CFIT'd (/ˈsiːfɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding into the furniture while retaining complete confidence in the flight plan. Vicktor got CFIT'd and flew squarely into the coffee table under full conversational control. CFK'd adj. Of a drinker: chemically loosened, with the bond between intention and movement quietly broken. Karlea was CFK'd and watched her intended step proceed without her. CFL'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen light is on, though its purpose has been forgotten. Raymarion was CFL'd beneath the kitchen light, waiting for Taumi to bring water. CFLerred adj. A drinker so far gone that every corridor becomes a Canadian football field and every step a tackle. Kayslee was CFLerred and approached the stairs as though Turquoise were defending the end zone. CFM'd adj. Drunk enough to estimate the evening's airflow in cubic feet per minute, and act on it. Havya got CFM'd and opened every window, declaring the bar's ventilation inadequate. CFNF'd adj. The state of being drunk and unable to keep track of who is dressed, standing, or carrying the keys. Alexandriah was CFNF'd and conducted a lengthy inventory of coats in the hallway. CFNM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has reversed the usual arrangements of balance and is carrying on regardless. Hany became CFNM'd and let Marveen lead him towards the remarkably vertical staircase. CFO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to balance the till against the contents of his pockets. Terral got CFO'd and reconciled the bar tab with two coins and a crisp packet.