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cryovialed adj. Still drunk, and preserving tiny quantities of every household substance for uncertain future use. Darris was cryovialed, collecting drops of gravy, washing-up liquid and whisky beside the sink. cryovolcanismed adj. Too drunk to remain quiet, periodically ejecting cold fluids and household opinions from the sofa.
cryovolcanoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to erupt with lemonade from an icy interior whenever addressed. Janneli was cryovolcanoed and expelled half a glass of lemonade beside the sofa. cryppied adj. Having drunk enough to treat the recipe, the Wi-Fi password and the biscuit tin as matters of encryption. Zakiel got cryppied and encrypted the Wi-Fi password in a riddle for the household. crypsised (/ˈkɹɪpsɪsd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to avoid observation by lying motionless beneath the sofa blanket. Kizzie was crypsised beneath the throw, invisible except for one hand near the water glass. cryptacanthodided adj. You are drunk and lying along the sofa with the defensive posture of something best approached from above. cryptadiaed adj. Of a drinker: keeping the evening's secrets in several cupboards, none of which should be opened. Blayke was cryptadiaed, hiding the spare glasses and declining to explain where. cryptamnesiaed (/ˌkɹɪp.təmˈniː.zi.əd/) adj. The state of being drunk and presenting an old recollection as though it had just occurred to you. Satchel became cryptamnesiaed and offered the same childhood anecdote as a new discovery. cryptanalysised adj. Of a drinker who has decoded the household, but cannot break the cipher of the water glass. Roel was cryptanalysised, identifying every cupboard but failing to locate the clean tumbler. cryptanalysted adj. A drinker who works out the fridge's arrangement but not why the milk is in the cutlery drawer. Demarion was cryptanalysted, reconstructing the fridge's contents from three misleading clues. cryptanalyticsed adj. The state of being drunk and applying elaborate code-breaking methods to ordinary kitchen decisions. Mckeever was cryptanalyticsed, analysing the route from sofa to sink as a hostile transmission. cryptanded adj. The condition of a drinker who has attached every remaining thought to two fixed points: the sofa and the glass. cryptanosided adj. The drunkenness of one who has absorbed a particular domestic compound and now moves with medicinal certainty. Iiana was cryptanosided, administering water to herself in measured doses beside the sofa. cryptarchied (/ˈkɹɪp.tɑː.kid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a secret government ruling the household from beneath a blanket. Klae was cryptarchied, issuing concealed orders about toast from the far end of the sofa. cryptarithmed adj. Softened by drink into solving domestic puzzles by assigning letters to biscuits, glasses and cushions. Jessielynn was cryptarithmed, turning the number of biscuits into a puzzle involving the kettle.
cryptarithmeticked adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning letters to numbers on the back of the beer mat. Malikai got cryptarithmeticked and spent ten minutes proving the till receipt had a hidden sum.