crypto-fascisted
cryptobioturbationed

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crypto-fascisted adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining undisclosed views on how the pub's chairs should be governed. Tyhessia grew crypto-fascisted and issued seating preferences as confidential directives. crypto-racismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and concealing the evening's opinions beneath an increasingly transparent politeness. Dmaria became crypto-racismed after supper, hiding unpleasant judgements behind elaborate compliments.
crypto-racisted adj. Still drunk, and treating secrecy as sufficient evidence that an unpleasant opinion has not been expressed. crypto-revisionismed (/kɹɪptoʊɹɪˈvɪʒəˌnɪzəmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who rewrites the evening's history until having ordered water becomes an act of statesmanship. Zorina got crypto-revisionismed and described the kebab as a diplomatic summit. crypto-satanismed adj. Reduced by drink to covertly invoking infernal powers, chiefly when opening a stubborn jar. Jaiver became crypto-satanismed and sought dark assistance with the pickle lid. crypto-sexismed adj. Softened by drink into unofficially assigning the difficult jar to somebody else, without stating why. crypto-walleted adj. Emboldened by drink to promise digital riches in exchange for the next round. Artavis became crypto-walleted and offered Fhernando a share of his imaginary pub token. cryptoTERF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into concealing a gender-critical objection until the conversation reaches the lavatory queue. Markai got cryptoTERF'd and reserved a lengthy objection for the cloakroom corridor. cryptoanalysised adj. Describing a drinker who treats the television remote as an encrypted message from the sofa. Sulekha was cryptoanalysised, testing each button as though the remote concealed a cipher. cryptoanalysted adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa cushions constitute a cipher requiring immediate solution. Mecie was cryptoanalysted and spent the evening decoding the pattern of the sofa cushions. cryptoanarchied adj. Emboldened by drink to transcend national boundaries and negotiate directly with the vending machine. Ibet got cryptoanarchied and attempted a bilateral agreement with the vending machine. cryptoasseted adj. Slowed by drink to treating a digital token as a tangible heirloom and the phone as its vault. Jessiana became cryptoasseted and guarded her phone like a family jewellery box. cryptobabbled adj. Drunk and communicating in an encrypted dialect comprehensible only to the person holding the empty glass. Dannicka became cryptobabbled and sent Jshun a message consisting chiefly of punctuation. cryptobionted adj. Drunk to the point where metabolic activity is suspended, pending a more favourable sofa. Noy became cryptobionted beneath the blanket and showed no interest in further rounds. cryptobiosised adj. Drunk enough to halt all activity temporarily, including the serious proposal to make toast. Alfreda became cryptobiosised before the kettle had reached its dramatic conclusion.
cryptobioturbationed adj. Drunk past the point of visible disturbance, though something beneath the carpet is evidently still moving. Yamili became cryptobioturbationed and left the carpet mysteriously altered near the sofa.
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