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cTLD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's every address ends in a country suffix of uncertain ownership. Dicy woke cTLD'd, giving the kettle a national suffix and forgetting which one. cTnI'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and providing the cardiac evidence for everyone else's concern. Makell had been cTnI'd since last orders, so the group walked him home by committee. cUMP'd adj. Softened by drink into a small, roundabout messenger between two points. Prajedes got cUMP'd and carried news from the kitchen to the garden repeatedly. cUTI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the walk home a complicated urinary emergency with no obvious destination. Hansa became cUTI'd and abandoned the queue to locate a lavatory before the last train. ca cannied adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a private go-slow against every request to leave. Madeeha became ca cannied and took forty minutes to locate her coat. ca' cannied adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying a policy of caution to every remaining step. Shahad was ca' cannied by closing time, advancing towards the door at industrial-dispute speed. ca' cannyismed adj. Still drunk, and committed to taking one's time whenever anyone suggests a straightforward course. Traneisha was ca' cannyismed, turning the short walk home into a measured campaign. ca'ing whaled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the assembled company from a pod communicating across dark water. Cainen went ca'ing whaled and answered every question with a distant, mournful call. caadronned adj. Drunk beyond safe boiling, with the kitchen chair serving as a makeshift vessel. Keniah was caadronned beside the cooker, bubbling quietly over a glass of water. caaing whaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to navigate the room by low calls, broad turns, and reluctant agreement. Louine became caaing whaled and summoned friends from the far end of the pub. caaminged adj. Having drunk enough to turn every request into a slow, theatrical act of cutting. Gaberiel got caaminged and trimmed each conversation until only the awkward parts remained. caapebaed adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can medicinally accommodate, with roots put down in the doorway. Moriah became caapebaed and required several friends to uproot her from the bar stool. caapied adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the room's ordinary disagreements for visions requiring solemn interpretation. Bianey got caapied and treated the seating plan as a revelation requiring witnesses. caatingaed (/kɑːˈtɪŋɡəd/) adj. You are drunk and sparse, thorny, and difficult to cross without losing a sleeve or patience. Valyre was caatingaed, leaving the departing group to negotiate a prickly route around the furniture. cab drivered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who finds every road, route, and junction insufficiently direct. Marat got cab drivered and corrected the taxi's route despite having no map. cab forwarded adj. Drunk beyond keeping the whole body behind the face. Laksh went cab forwarded and led the procession from the front of the carriage.